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I changed my Review to negative because of CA's pricing model on the new DLC.
CA received a $5 million pound injection from the UK government so they can stop being a small indie company (what the actual ♥♥♥♥?)
CA said that they need to charge the new prices for the DLC to cover costs, because the studio expanded to fast (developing new IP) and SEGA is forcing them to raise prices to cover costs.
I suspect we are paying for the cost of development on their new IP.
CA also threatened to discontinue support of Warhammer 3 if the community didn't buy the new DLC.

CA breaks the game.. waits 6 months to patch the things they broke, and then brags about all the things that are getting fixed in the new patch, only to break more things.



(now the review)
Pick some old ♥♥♥♥ smashing a hammer on an anvil, turns out hes angry at pretty much everybody and needs the world to hear just how angry he really is.

Cut to some backwater mountain canyon and this angry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is out cruising the world to bring back the relics and great fame of the mighty Dawi.. or some ♥♥♥♥, all i know is that he likes rocks and crossbolts.

First mad lad to try and teach me that he was more angry than me was some green slobbery ♥♥♥♥ boi who spoke in broken sentences.. but he didnt understand with just how much i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love rocks and throwing them at people with huge machines.

I rolled up into his house and took that ♥♥♥♥ for my own angry short man ways. Some other angry short man is going on about some big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ book that we hold all our beef with other people and that "the grudges must be settled" or some ♥♥♥♥, all i know is that this calls for some more rock throwing diplomacy.

so i finally make it down this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ canyon, throwing rocks all the way.. and finally capture my last town to call my region complete, when i get attacked by some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Rat by the name of Headtaker or some ♥♥♥♥.. ill show you who's taking heads, my rocks now are heat seeking and explode mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Glorious exploding rocks throwing Rat ♥♥♥♥♥ all over the place, and i just stood there yelling obscenities about how its okay to be this short and angry all the time.

That was a small snippet of what i experienced just up to turn 5, these campaigns last for hundreds of turns.
Play the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game.

so i didnt think i would like this game, as i often want to do 100% of games and collect all the cool ♥♥♥♥, so i boot the game up and start playing, the first couple of hours are really kinda meh as your start your life off as V, the game at this point is just a looter shooter and the story is very kind of meh.

After the first act of the game you move more into the open world aspect of the game, and thats when i started to enjoy the game, the game still has bugs but cracking the settings to ultra and just walking around the beautiful world that they have created.

When its starts raining at night and all the neon lights are reflecting out of the water, i think i wept because it was so beautiful, now i was also high at the time... but do not let this distract you from my intention.. the game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beautiful.

As a tech/hacking build im throwing lead with smart weapons that curve around cover, and making people's head implants explode.

just imagine that, you are talking to your fellow gang mate and all of a sudden his eye implants just flash and he just falls over dead as smoke starts billowing out of his ear canal.. you first instinct is to dive for cover, and you hear the bark of an assault rifle in the distance as half the clip is dumped. Bullets start landing all around you as they curve around the corner, one finds home and rams itself into your forehead.

if that dosnt sound awesome to you.. why are you reading this far into the review, go watch cat people lick each other or whatever strange thing you do.. the rest of you, buy the dame game.

P.S 1.5 patch fixed alot of problems with the game, in 54 hours i have seen bugs, but nothing that has been game breaking, much like the witcher 3 and finding roach on the roof.. strange ♥♥♥♥ like that happens in cyberpunk

Pick some old ♥♥♥♥ smashing a hammer on an anvil, turns out hes angry at pretty much everybody and needs the world to hear just how angry he really is.

Cut to some backwater mountain canyon and this angry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is out cruising the world to bring back the relics and great fame of the mighty Dawi.. or some ♥♥♥♥, all i know is that he likes rocks and crossbolts.

First mad lad to try and teach me that he was more angry than me was some green slobbery ♥♥♥♥ boi who spoke in broken sentences.. but he didnt understand with just how much i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love rocks and throwing them at people with huge machines.

I rolled up into his house and took that ♥♥♥♥ for my own angry short man ways. Some other angry short man is going on about some big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ book that we hold all our beef with other people and that "the grudges must be settled" or some ♥♥♥♥, all i know is that this calls for some more rock throwing diplomacy.

so i finally make it down this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ canyon, throwing rocks all the way.. and finally capture my last town to call my region complete, when i get attacked by some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Rat by the name of Headtaker or some ♥♥♥♥.. ill show you who's taking heads, my rocks now are heat seeking and explode mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Glorious exploding rocks throwing Rat ♥♥♥♥♥ all over the place, and i just stood there yelling obscenities about how its okay to be this short and angry all the time.

That was a small snippet of what i experienced just up to turn 5, these campaigns last for hundreds of turns.
Play the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game.

Ever wonder if Stellaris and Age of Kings ♥♥♥♥♥♥ what their kid would be like? Pretty much this game, its got great empire building mixed with real time combat and events, you are micro'ing small amounts of troops, while dealing with the politics of the Landsraad (dunes great houses).. all while trying to make your Spice quota for the empire...This game blends so many other types of game genres all into a fluid great game.

Great game, fun gun-play, and great class abilities, but as of right now the game has serious game breaking bugs that either brick your character, or items being randomly deleted, serious network issues when play multi-player.
can not recommend as its pretty clear at this point that PCF is not going to fix the game.

Gameplay 10/10
Classes 10/10
Game Breaking bugs 0/10

The game seems pretty simple of the surface, build an evil base and take over the world. Now that you have that simple idea in your head, the game throws you into a world of secret agents, doom day devices and crazy schemes, the depth of the systems that govern the rules of your base is deep and complex, 26 hours in and i am just getting the hang of trap placement and ideal base set up. This is a game that will just eat away the hours if you are into base building.

Dwarfs, Rocks, Stone what more could you ask for. Loading into a level will fill you with a sense of adventure as you search for all kinds of Sweet Sweet Glowing Rocks.. Mining not your thing? maybe you just want to shoot a bug in the face with a really big gun.. we have that, oh do we have that!! This game plays just how it sounds, you are a company dwarf sent to planets to mine resources (really shinny rocks), and wont allow anything to stand in your way, bugs included. Management has outfitted us with (well if im being honest, not the greatest guns out there, but with some tweaks and overclocks.. do you want to fire nukes... because you can, i feel like i got side tracked ) Standard Issue Weapons, to eliminate the bug threat.

If that dosnt sound epic to you, why are you still here reading this.. go play in the trees you damn leaf lover.

this movie deserves a Oscar, Knock Knock, Whos there, Knuckles

amazing