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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2019 @ 3:05pm

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2019 @ 3:11pm

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2019 @ 3:07pm

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2019 @ 3:20pm

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2019 @ 3:06pm

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2019 @ 3:28pm

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2019 @ 5:52am

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2019 @ 5:09am

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2019 @ 6:06am

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2019 @ 3:49am

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2019 @ 9:02am

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2019 @ 8:58am

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2019 @ 8:29am

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2019 @ 5:07am

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2019 @ 6:19am

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2019 @ 3:45pm

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2019 @ 3:06pm

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2019 @ 8:35am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2019 @ 3:30pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2019 @ 3:26pm



Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
4,734 / 10,000

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
97,906 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
48,910 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
7,307 / 10,000

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

Sissy

Enable cheats.