Neue Rezensionen von Timmy

The game is dead and broken. Players can sometimes see through walls and the hit reg is broken, ive hit a guy that i was clearly not aiming at. I also get in matches where there is no one in it. The claims for cheats is incredible as you can fight someone who will one tap your team in the head with a pistol from 50 yards away and never see them. This game will die and burn in hell where I hope the developers end up. I have wasted money and 6 hours of my life on this horrible game. Do not waste yours as well. I can honestly say this is the retarded half cousin of tarkov with the randomness of squad. -99/10

Free-to-play, addictive, never-ending, time consuming, now somewhat open-world. What else do you want with a game?

With this fast pace and shorter mission structure the game gives off a similar feel to Destiny or Diablo 3. This means it can be slightly repetitive at times but to break that continuous loop we are given a vaste library of locations, enemies and objective. Not bringing in the fact of having many limited-time events and special missions this game brings to the table. You can never find a time where there is nothing you could be doing. Trying to grind hard on a mission to get that one component for another Warframe or getting involved with your clan and going on raids to get that extra unlock for labs. There is tons to do and even more things to explore.

There is nothing more bad-ass than a space ninja ripping and tearing through thousands of enemies, this game will bring you that along with cool combos and skins. The constantly brings new looks with every update so you will never get tired of looking the same, coupled with the color palletes you can buy. You will never find the same ninja rolling around and devestating enemies.

The game is very difficult and uneasy to get into however because of how much there is to do and learn. it scares new-comers away but with how nice the community is there is little you cannot ask and get answered. Do not let the learning curve be a determining factor in this as by the time you get to harder missions the basics will be natural. There is at no point you will not be learning something new in this game.

This game will bring you to tears of joy and sorrow, make your face beet red with anger but most importantly it will bring you joy. Stick with the program and become the best ninja you can, learn from others so that one day you can become the ninja master training the new ninjas who wish to join the greatest free-to-play game of all time.

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You like Anime Boobs?
You want to kill yourself?
Maybe you want to work for your hentai instead of looking it up?

If you answered yes to any of those this game is for you. It has a predictable story line and the gameplay is like you would expect a $2 game to be but the rewards for each completed level is what you want.

Id give this game a God Hates Anime/10

Just waiting for .63

10/10

Not that the Nazis have a monopoly on bizarrely creepy wartime horror or anything. Hell, not all of the perpetrators are members of any army at all -- for instance, here is a story about some nice Hungarian women on the home front who secretly and systematically poisoned 300 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ people.

It all started when, during World War I, some lonely Hungarian wives in the small village of Nagyrev started screwing some strapping Allied POWs imprisoned nearby. Fair enough. Ladies get horny, too. But when their husbands came home from war, something sinister started happening: Returning soldiers started getting a case of the deads, one after another. Which was why the village became known as "the Murder District." Well, that and the crows.

The whole murder-thon started when a mysterious midwife moved into the village in 1911. When the lonely wives of Nagyrev got pregnant with their lovers' Allied spawn, it was Midwife Fuzekas who put the kibosh on the pregnancies. And when the lonely wives' husbands returned home from war, it was also Midwife Fuzekas who suggested they poison the men by boiling flypaper, skimming the arsenic off the top of the brew, then serving it to the husbands on a pizza or doughnut or something.

Oh, and just to make sure that they could do this again and again and again without ever getting caught, they had the cooperation of the village clerk (the midwife's cousin) who, when a death report came in, was sure to mark "NOT MURDER" on the official records.

It was so easy, that every little problem came to be solved with arsenic soup (a fact that you'd think the local flypaper salesmen would notice, if nobody else). By the time neighboring towns figured out what was going on, as many as 300 people were poisoned by 50 different women, with the victims including parents, lovers, aunts, uncles, neighbors, and even children. All because in this one little town, in this one short stretch of time, murder by poison became a straight-up fad. Like Hammer pants.

This game is a lot like these woman, very ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the head

Like being naughty and making your female character nude? Like to kill everything and ♥♥♥♥ up farmers lives? Want to show how big your d#### is and slay p####? If you said yes to any of these questions this game is for you

200000/10

Even though the DLC are over priced as ♥♥♥♥ if you like skyrim or like games where you can make the choice dont hesitate to buy this game. Not only is there the main game but the modding community is fantastic and creates new stories to follow all the time. It never gets old.

15/10

Really good time consuming game. Sometimes you get confused on where the hell you are because you get into a kill the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ monsters mode and makes you feel like a badass but other than that play it.

10/10

This game is something that will take up a lot of your time if you get pissed off easily. The more the cancer community gets to you the better you want to be or you just get stuck in silver and give up on trying and ♥♥♥♥ it up for people trying to get out of silver. There will always be a spot for CSGO in my heart

8/10