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735.2 hrs on record (229.6 hrs at review time)
Fixed it now. Game is ok.
Posted 18 June, 2017. Last edited 25 March, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
12 people found this review funny
28.6 hrs on record (11.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Anno: 1/28/2016

I burned cannibals today.
It was great.

The Forest is a great game if you're looking for anxiety-attack-inducing, strategic survival horror fun. It's really enjoyable to play with friends, I recommend it. Caves are downright terrifying tbh. Y'know, just walking through and then suddENLY A GIANT FAT BABY WITH ARMS FOR EARS AND 4 LEGS WADDLES TOWARDS YOU AT A MILLION MILES AN HOUR
Posted 28 January, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
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78.1 hrs on record (30.0 hrs at review time)
I've played this game for exactly one hour. And I haven't left the bathroom yet.

... I can make my name Toast... AND THE CHARACTERS WILL CALL ME BY NAME

9.9/10 because it released at 11:59 on November 9th
Posted 10 November, 2015. Last edited 10 November, 2015.
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7 people found this review helpful
1,558.9 hrs on record (705.3 hrs at review time)
Welp, things just keep getting worse and worse, and Rockstar can't keep up.
Pretty sure a scripter just crashed my computer.
Not just my game, my ENTIRE COMPUTER.

Rockstar. Pls.

Still a fun game though : )
Posted 6 May, 2015. Last edited 13 June, 2023.
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