G O R K
+Rep or I'll devour your Hookers | Discord: anapiadarkus   United States
 
 
BIG THANKIES TO @ANNA FOR THE AMAZING PROFILE PIC ART. BIG WAAAGHZ ALL 'ROUND!


:red_jewel: Sponsored by: Zodiawave! Check them out on Newgrounds! [zodiawave.newgrounds.com]


:green_jewel: Also Sponsored by: Studio LZ-Rain! Check them out on Patreon! [www.patreon.com]
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EAT HOOKERS EAT HOOKERS EAT HOOKERS EAT HOOKERS EAT HOOKERS EAT HOOKERS EAT HOOKERS EAT HOOKERS EAT HOOKERS EAT HOOKERS
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【WAAAAAAAAAGH!!!】
:orks:YOU'Z CAN REED ROIT YA SLOGGIN' SHRAK LOVAH'?:orks:

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Any and All debauchery seen from me is simply for laughs, nothing is intended to be hurtful, derogatory or disturbing to any individual or group, as well as their identity as such in any capacity. Just in bad taste is all.
SO PLEASE, don't come here to cry or whine about a video game because I don't care. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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:steamsalty:DA CRINGE BOY'Z N' SALT POIL'Z:steamsalty:

VELIUS the little incel that couldn't [imgur.com]


:orks:INFO' BOUT'Z ME N' DA BOY'Z:orks:

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:red_jewel: Name: Noneyah
:green_jewel: Location: Bizness
ㅤㅤ:red_jewel: Discord: AnapiaDarkus#5516

:red_jewel: Gender: White
:green_jewel: Sexuality: Frying Pan
ㅤㅤ:red_jewel: Preference: 18+

:red_jewel: Age: 22 (-and still sober!)
:green_jewel: Birthday: 5/27
ㅤㅤ:red_jewel: Relationship: Crushing

:red_jewel: Favorite Song: THIS is real music.
:green_jewel: Favorite Game Series: What Cyberpunk 2077 wishes it was.
ㅤㅤ:red_jewel: Favorite Funny: GIMMIE YER MONEE [streamable.com]
ㅤㅤㅤ:green_jewel: Favorite Movie: Bugsy (1991)
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ:red_jewel: Favorite Show: No Contest
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ:green_jewel: Favorite Food: Would literally eat someone's *ss for one RN [www.tastingtable.com]
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ:red_jewel: Favorite Desert: Yummy [www.livewellbakeoften.com]



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:blue_jewel: Aries Demiurge Unbelievably talented, contact him for art & character commissions and you won't be disappointed. Check out his projects too under the name LZRain, great stuff.

:sans: BoneZ Best & Childhood friend of mine that's always been a fun dude to hang with. Just a gentle soul that needs more friends.

:admech: TechnoJunkie One of the Brightest people I know and absolute gun nut. Currently my Go-To repository for random-ass knowledge.

:DukeExplosion: Anna My current employer who refuses to pay me a nickel. Genuinely kind, inspiring, and a total knockout who has helped me grow as a person... despite the constant threats of breaking me in half like a twig.

:Black_Mask_Emoticon: Twister Taught me the art of EATING HOOKERS YEAH I WANT TO EAT IM HUNGRY WAAAAAGH

:yellow_jewel: King DemoMidas Chad that could collapse the TF2 Economy with but a gesture. Great guy and competitive to-boot when it's time to win.


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Oi ye Gitz! Diz be da third 'and Ork to da most dakka Warboss in da system, Warboss Crossa! If youz want ta' be like da Orkz, youz gotta Dakka likez da Orkz! WAAAAAAAAGH!
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*Sigh* Alright, Valve.

This is what's gonna happen... You'll release your shoddy hero-shooter OW clone and maybe, JUST MAYBE, a few people will enjoy it. But like the rest of your games you'll leave it dead in the water, and the popularity will dwindle within months. You'll then notice the horde of CS2 and TF2 fans sitting in the pile of problems and neglect you left behind and abandoned...

Then you'll bicker amongst yourselves in the office about who was supposed to deal with all these issues, only to realize that there was nobody in the first place. That everyone in those party-lounge offices was deliberately procrastinating doing anything but their assigned project tasks because the world "passion" is anathema to the modern programmer's vocabulary.

Suddenly you'll start to wonder if we're at fault, and begin blaming us for wanting. Suddenly you'll start to wonder if all the recent failing were due to gamers being greedy and too expecting of developers. Then you'll alienate what's left of your old-world fanbase causing a PR-F*ck*p so bad that not even Half-Life 3 will save you.

In the end, you'll all come to cumulatively realize that all you had to do was listen to your players, instead of bumbling around in the dark about what you "Think" we want.

#SaveTF2 ...I guess, as if it even matters anymore. The hashtag is just used by lazy TF2tubers to content-farm on low-effort 10 minute videos yapping about how bad the situation has been without posing any ideas or making an EFFORT to fix anything... as if they hadn't been doing this for the last 5 f*ckin' years.
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mlep :3 29 iul. la 3:05 
+rep my team hackusated him while he was playing demoknight. absolute chad energy. keep it up! :3
Lunarian Jester 22 iun. la 17:19 
+rep, i think Gork-o is a pretty cool ork. eh stomps on ants and doesnt afraid of anything.
superstar 26 ian. la 1:10 
+rep owned cheaters epicly style!!!!
Soulsted 10 dec. 2023 la 5:42 
+rep heavy warrior
Duke T.M. 4 dec. 2023 la 8:37 
+rep:steamhappy:
bd03 15 nov. 2023 la 6:42 
+rep huge dog ♥♥♥♥