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I loved Donald trump so much
I had all the merchandise
every night I pray to Donald trump, thanking him for deporting illegal immigrants
“trump is love” I say " trump is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a racist
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Donald trump
he slaps me and sends me to bed
I’m crying now and my face hurts
I feel a warmth approach me.
it was Donald trump.
I’m so happy.
he whispers in my ear “we need to build a wall”.
he then gets me out of bed and reaches in his pocket.
I am ready.
I open my wallet for Donald
he gives me a small loan of one million dollars
it hurts so much, but I do it for donald.
I feel my wallet tearing as he puts the money in
he lets out a mighty roar, as he fills up my wallet.
my dad walks in.
Donald trump looks him straight in the eye and says “you’re fired”.
Trump leaps through my window.
trump is love, trump is life