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20:12 - JohnnyGold: Why don't we just take Israel, and push it somewhere else?

18:44 - JohnnyGold: But that's what life is all about dawg
18:45 - JohnnyGold: Black booties
18:37 - DASH: why you chasin' that vanilla booty then
18:45 - JohnnyGold: Because sometimes you need a little whipped cream with your hot chocolate

"ATM Machine Machine"
"I souiyicide..... help."
*Johnny falls* "Johnny do I have to kick you from the game because- OHMIGODNO OHMIGODNO OHMIGOD NO"
"She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an elf on her forehead."
"This is a co-op game!" -Dash 2014

"I missed. I missed. I missed. I missed..."

"... did you seriously just buy that?"
"Do you wanna know how I got this SCAR? I bought it :3"
'YouGrenadedYourselfAndIThrewAGrenadeAndItBlewUpMyGrenadeThatIthrewAtYouAndItKilledMe"
"I'm gonna get PVPd IRL"

*Johnny spawns* "Johnny can you spare 200 Dosh? I need to get this SCAR"

*Crouch spins* "I'm infected"
"How Darri-eaux!" "Redemp-Sean"

"Challenge failed" - Vertigo +50

17:26 - JohnnyGold: Dash
17:26 - JohnnyGold: Answer one question
17:26 - DASH: kk
17:26 - JohnnyGold: if you answer with what I think you will answer with, this convo is over
17:26 - DASH: xD
17:26 - DASH: ok
17:26 - DASH: xD
17:27 - JohnnyGold: so you say youre not playing and youre just idling to collect cards.... When you want to launch the game, what button do you press?
17:27 - JohnnyGold: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
17:27 - JohnnyGold: WHAT IS THE 4 LETTER WORD ON THAT BUTTON DASH
17:27 - DASH: clct
17:27 - JohnnyGold: This convo is over
17:27 - DASH: xDDDDDD
17:27 - DASH: I'm dying xD
17:28 - JohnnyGold: XDXD

18:40 - DASH: yeah we're going to hell
18:42 - JohnnyGold #Paintballcrew: We'll see the blind guys there
18:42 - JohnnyGold #Paintballcrew: BUT THEY WONT SEE US
18:42 - DASH: OH ♥♥♥♥
18:42 - DASH: THIS CONVERSATION JUST GETS WORSE AND WORSE
18:43 - JohnnyGold #Paintballcrew: LIKE THEIR EYESIGHT
18:43 - JohnnyGold #Paintballcrew: K that was the last one
18:43 - DASH: omg jeny xD

"What kind of toppings do you have?" -"Oh, anything."