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Cahara gameplay

Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for nuclear winter

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awful ♥♥♥♥ piss game.
get off your lazy asses and do an actual update or just straight up bring back cs go.

Lot of things can be said about this game. Both + and -

Although in my opinion the - are more than the +

Story - The Story is bad, but i don't think that really matters since most racing games don't exactly have a good plot and overall people play this games for the racing not the plot. Voice acting is normal nothing out of the ordinary.

Cars - Car list is literally the same from Heat, but couple new cars added. I do not count the convertible cars since is literally the same thing as the original. However since this game is still updated they do add cars but those cars are like awful?!? Who want's to race in a Delorean or a Maybach? They're are like so many cars they can add that fit this i mean they work for Forza but for NFS, nah...

Customization - Couple of new things added since Heat. Added the option to select whole bodykits, remove bumpers, change the windows/headlights color as well. Overall it's an improvement. Engine swapping + tuning is the same.

Graphics - Nothing new to be honest they look almost like Heat (still Heat Unite would look even better). Cartoon effects/ Anime effects or whatever the hell they call it, it's 50/50 i dunno what to say. Neither like them neither love them (most players really dislike this option). But since then they've added the option to add normal effects. THE GAME IS REALLY SO BAD ON PC LIKE THE OPTIMIZATION IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. STOP FOCUSING ON CONSOLE PERFORMANCE PLEASE. I've heard of people with high end PC's to get random stutters.

Online - Way better than heat since players kinda actually accept races. They've added interactive things like a zone to do random challenges (overall copying ideas from Forza if i'm not wrong (sorry if i am)). The story mode and the online are not the same. The cars you have in story mode stay in story mode and vice versa.
Cars are locked in online and require challenges to unlock which is okay IF THEY WEREN'T THAT TIME CONSUMING. I know the point is so you can play the game but it's freaking awful how you can't drive a car because you have to do some time consuming stupid challenge (Finishing Races, Ramming players and etc.).
The problem is that it doesn't give progress to it after one race it gives it after ONE PLAYLIST. Some cars require 30 playlist completion challenge to unlock, WHICH IS 90 RACES. Far as I've heard a lot of players got annoyed by that plus the slow grinding for money and just cheated they're way with money which is understandable.

Driving - IT'S AWFUL. Like it's not as arcade as heat, but the cars tend to oversteer at random moments without any reason and that just costs you the whole race. Sometimes it feels like you're driving a boat that just doesn't steer. Drifting it's really bad compared to Heat.

Soundtrack - I'm including engine sounds here as a beginning. They are good nothing more to talk about i think. BUT THE SOUNDTRACK IS AWFUL LIKE ABSOLUTE GARBAGE. Heat soundtrack got annoying slower than this i mean 2 hours in and already stopped the music sound. That's something all players agree on.

Races - I'm starting with the map. It's okay not that big, not that small. But they're are so few races like after 20 hours you've already played every possible race and you'll just compete in it again and again and again.
The fun part is that this game is out since 2022 and still almost no races. It gets repetitive really fast.

Final conclusion
The only reason I'll keep playing this game is because it's the latest NFS game. It's not bad but it's not good either. Game has potential to actually be good of EA weren't that money hungry or lazy to actually do something decent. GAME IS NOT WORTH FULL PRICE I REPEAT NOT WORTH GET AT A SALE. Fun Fact - Heat still has more players (mostly by the fact that it got on sale multiple times)

How to fight the moon:
1. Get a meat grinder
2. Get high on pills and heroin
3. Start the fight and continue with drinking alcohol
4. Overall get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
5. Defeat the moon

10/10

One of the best games i've ever played.
10/10
100/100
Superior soundtrack (Christopher Larkin made masterpieces)
Gameplay, story, worldbuilding, characters, combat just everything in this game
in every aspect is just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. All by a small team. This game is deserving all it gets. (positive reviews)
where is silksong tho?

Gotta say i didn't think much of it before playing it, now i regard it as one of the best games ever made and one of the best i played. For a reason a lot of people consider the game to be really good for your mental health and mental problems like anxiety. I agree, because this game is one of the most stress relieving. Game is good in every aspect in my opinion:

1. The graphics give this retro vibe like you're playing some old game in reality you're not.
2. The overall gameplay is chill with lots of things to do (you will always find something to fulfill your day in the game)
3. You can interact with the NPCs in a lot of ways (also you can marry one and have children)
4. You always have a goal, no matter if you complete one. You can just always create/find a new goal (as for me right now its the Golden Clock)
5. IT'S FUN (like i never expected anything in this genre to create such serotonin by playing it)
6. You can mod the game as you like (although they're are some weird mods ngl)
7. There is lore (not that big but yeah it's still pretty enjoyable)
8. The soundtrack is calm and relaxed. Different season, different soundtrack that you're going to enjoy.

I can't find any bad aspect or some dirt to throw at. (maybe there isn't any)

Most impressive part about all of this by A SINGLE PERSON. I haven't tried Harvest Moon (nor heard about it before playing Stardew Valley), but i'm glad that it was the reason for Concerned Ape to create this Gem of a game. I recommend this game to everyone. Worth the money, Worth the time. There are other aspects and features i've missed to tell but overall it's not a good nor a great game IT"S A FANTASTIC ONE. And i don't mean fantastic only in it's genre i mean overall fantastic. 10/10

10/10 grind game

One of the most innovative new co-op games. Pretty fun with random people or friends. The developers keep updating the game and continue to give the people what they want. Pretty solid game, not overpriced, fun to play, spooky (boo) overall 10/10!

Fun free to play sandbox survival game, although to be honest the game was much better in the past. They added too much content to the game and made it kinda difficult for new players to understand it. No need to buy something to play the game easily, it all depends on your knowledge and skills for how to survive and fight other players. To this day the game is still looked after and is still a golden game. Been playing since the game was in beta (or alpha not sure) and watching it grow in such a time i'm glad that i played it. 9/10