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Oi, stinky, why are you reading reviews? Quit wasting time and buy the game.

I usually don't write reviews, but this game is different.

-be me
-someone tells me to buy this game
-manage to find 20 bucks lying around somewhere
-kcool
-start playing, expecting to play for 30 minutes
-end up playing for 7 hours more than you intended to
-day's almost over
-go and do something else
-immediately go back to playing it
-can't stop won't stop don't want to stop
-two days pass
-still can't stop playing
-GOTTA MAKE IT TO CANADA
-looting a town
-drive away in a new car you found
-demon pops out of the floorboards
-proceeds to ask if you have any pizza
-damn
-offer him some chips
-thank god they're pizza flavoured
-he seems satisfied
-asks who you want to sacrifice
-without hesitation choose the newest person
-demon gives you big stat boost
-ohgodhelp
-call amberlamps I can't stop playing

10/10 best Oregon Trail esque game I have played in ages. Extremely addictive, Extremely fun.