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POST THIS ON SOMEONES WALL IF THEY FOUGHT AND DIED WITH YOU IN VIETNAM
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This guy is a GOD in BLOCKADE 3D. He pwned my enitre team so hard one night. We were just standing there, minding our own business, talking about our favorite brand of 3.5mm audio cables, when this tryhard noscopes my friend Jimmy. As the rest of my team tried to drink his blood (because they believe themselves to be otherkin of released Vampires) a single grenade falls from the sky, making the most beautiful of sounds. My entire team is turned into a rain of gore. The left ovary of my girlfriend, Tamara, strikes my ear, arousing me slightly.

As I enjoyed my brief subtraction from reality, Loading... comes up and says to me "You ask for a hamburger." I tried to quickly switch to my RPG, but before I could, my soon-to-be arch nemesis quickscoped me straight through the uterus, crippling me. As I layed there, with blood pooring from my no-nos in pure agony, Loading... says "At one Cuil, I give you a hamburger. You take a bite of the hamburger, only to find there was no hamburger, just a grenade. You involuntarily ejected the pin from the safety mechanism, causing a chemical reaction in the grenade. As soon as the chemical reaction finshes, the grenade explodes, leaving a framed picture of a hamburger where you were standing." The entire scene played out just like he said, like that Sherlock Holmes movie, where he would talk about something, and then it happened. I was so shocked that I was crying, both for my horrifying loss, and for the pure magnificence of the player I had the honor of being pwned by.