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Sigma rule number 1. Play Office and Office only. Don´t waste your time with other maps as they are useless to play. Office NR1

Sigma rule number 2. Your goals are the only objectives in life, go trough corpses to achieve what you want.

Sigma rule number 3. Drink alcohol as narcotics are real life boost potions. Woman love strong individuals.

Sigma rule number 4. Playing against Russians on Office is harder, try to get on their good side, as they spend more time on PC

Sigma rule number 5. Don´t spend your money on skins unless you are filthy rich, keep your competition thinking you´re cheating

Sigma rule number 6. Don´t take pills for your mental illness as the govermant only wants to surpress the true you.

Sigma rule number 7. Keep grinding, you´re closer to achieving your goal then you think you are, ♥♥♥♥ them friends.

Sigma rule number 8. Be faster then your opponent while peeking short, the reward is impacable.

Sigma rule number 9. Always be friendly to your fellow sigmas, as in hell there are no friends you can make.

Sigma rule number 10. If you have the money to afford an autosniper, you have the money to buy crack cocaine. Boost yourself.

Sigma rule number 11. Always befriend the quiet and weird people that have a chance of mass redrum.

Sigma rule number 12. When game-ending your friend, on accident... Say sorry bro, so he can hear you.

Sigma rule number 13. While saving a hostage from the terrorist, pickpocket him for petty cash.

Sigma rule number 14. Never beg for anything, even if it means certain death.

Sigma rule number 15. In a knife fight, make sure to let yourself known as nobody likes rats.

Sigma rule number 16. If you start coming up with rules, make sure to finish what you started.

Sigma rule number 17. Never take hostages, e*ecute your enemies.

Sigma rule number 18. Work smart, not hard....

Sigma rule number 19. Never chase girls, these hoes ain´t loyal anyways.

Sigma rule number 20. Always say GG WP at the end of an Office match.

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