Recent reviews by Bogart Fingleton

i want a footjob from IQ

One of the greatest tactical shooters ever created, also completely terrible.

This game is very painful at some moments, been playing since AB+ and Repentance ramped up the pain by 100x. But oh my god is it good at making the player feel good for accomplishing ♥♥♥♥. You don't know how good this game can feel until after you see 2 completed Lost sticky notes. One of my all time favorite games ever, stop reading reviews, buy it.

This game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome, buy it.

Liked the story, then got to Connect 4 and played that for two hours. Pretty realistic Connect 4 simulator.

tits

A quick summary of nuclear throne
-Obtain the game
-Suck for three months
-Finally beat the throne (after 24 hours)
-Loop
-Still die to lil hunter
10/10 FISH CAN ROLL

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Quick Pro/Con of PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS

Pros:
Fun:
Special experiences that I'll never forget.

Cons:
No map selection:
We're going to have a 3th map soon and there's still no option to select a map preference. There's some times where my squad and I get miramar an unbearable amount of times in a row, only getting Erangel once in a night isn't very fun.
Mentality of players:
House campers and finishers make me angry
Hit reg:
Not very eligible coming from a person who just plays the game and doesn't really analyze it, but sometimes it feels like I should've headshot someone and didnt even hit them. This is in closer ranged engagements not like 400m shots. However I could just be really bad.
Optimization:
This game used to run like complete garbage, now it runs at the level of slight garbage. If you have a sub par pc don't buy this game.
Price:
30$ while pocket change to some is pretty expensive for a Battle Royale title. Go play Fortnite, H1Z1, or god forbid PUBG Mobile if you cant get the money for this game.

Overall Score: 7/10 REGION LOCK CHINA. ADD MAP SELECTION