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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2016 @ 6:13am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2016 @ 8:23am

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2016 @ 6:20am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2016 @ 8:17am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2016 @ 6:23am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2016 @ 3:03am

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2016 @ 3:24am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2016 @ 6:15am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2016 @ 6:13am

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2016 @ 6:25am



Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
306 / 1,000

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
306 / 10,000

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
8,115 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
3,155 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
1,011 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.

Sissy

Enable cheats.