Recent reviews by Darkhalis

Somehow running this game on a gtx 970. Life is good bros. Having fun :)

THE FIRST GAME EVER that I cooperated with Zach. Didn't even call him fat. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. 10/10 amazing. SWAT 5. Zero Hour but 1000% better, buy it.

EDIT FROM A COUPLE HOURS LATER: They modeled LITERAL RECENT, DRIPPING SEMEN on a fleshlight inside a schizo's wall hideout in a hotel. 100/10. Please buy.

Honestly one of the most relaxing games my friends and I have ever played. Highly recommend if you've had a rough and stressful day and you need to sit back and relax with the boys. Have fun ;)

One of the best battle royales I have ever played. I'm still trash tho : ^).

I nominated this game for standing the test of time. No matter how deserted the game becomes, the people I have met in the game always make me come back for the rare chance that we have some minigames to play. That is why I nominated 8BitMMO despite my review. (Written 11-23-2016 AT 12:18 PM)

Though my hours may seem low compared to other people who have reviewed this game, they aren't. I have played well over 1,000 hours of this game total combined with Steam and the Standalone version. With that said, lets get started! Oi! Also. I am working on making this review better. Mainly because this review right now seems one sided. Till it is updated. Please don't take the review as "completed"

This will sum up the review if you would rather not read a giant thing of words. The only reason I don't recommend this game is because of recent events in-game. The main Dev went insane and banned two mods. Then everyone freaked out and a lot of stuff went down hill from there.

Argh, the building in this game is...weird, different, clunky, any word like those can describe the building in 8BitMMO. The angle that you play at contributes a HUGE part in how you build. At the angle you play at you have to build the back of your building first,them the sides, then the front. If not done in this order, your building will not turn out right. To combat this, you would have to buy the "DLC" called 9BitMMO. It is just a 3D viewer for the game that costs 35 dollars! this is outrageous just for a 3D viewer for the game! Other than those flaws, if you are able to become an expert builder and learn all the tricks, you are then able to build some insane stuff!

The PVP in this game is rather bland and boring with only 3 swords, that are just recolored versions of each other that only do a little more damage a pistol, a laser rifle, a hammer, and thats it. Being really good at PVP in the game is rather boring, being consider 2nd best my self; you can take it from me. Other than the weapons you can also heal your self in battle with chicken, steak, and a few other items.

Ok, this is where I become split at where I should recommend this game or not. The community in the game is actually pretty ok! There are some friendly faces out there that can really brighten up your day! But then you have the rare trolls that come in and either start insulting people or just being cringe-worthy.

The rules in this game are...ok? You aren't allowed to really swear besides being able to say "Damnit" and you are not able to spam either but that rule is normal. The moderators are also ok as well, from my experiences they are always fair and never take one side of the situation just because someone is their friend. They also never mute/hard-mute people when they don't deserve it 99% of the time.

CONS

1. Dev who almost never listens to the community and starts going on a muting spree if you ask one simple question.
   
2. Almost no active community at this point
   
3. To build anything good you need to buy it with Platinum (Currency bought with real money)

PROS

1. Gold is rather easy to get if you are an active player at farms.
   
2. A lot of the players and mods are willing to help you if you have trouble.
   
3. Plat items are able to be bought with in game gold, though a lot I might add.

In conclusion, 8BitMMO is an "meh" game with it's flaws, but until the Dev can get his **** together, this will stay negative.