Análises recentes de Dave.

I think I've earned my free meal at my local diner.

My dad was in the SAS. He very recently died, he tragically fell off the roof trying to set up free cable television. But as I was kneeling over his bloody body his final words to me were "Son, don't forget... Don't ever forget that Rainbow Six Siege game is the closest any piece of media has ever gotten to depicting real-life special operations. Son, those were the best moments of my life and I'm so glad Rainbow Six Siege allowed me to relive that feeling. I love Rainbow Six Siege." But by the time he muttered his final words he was dead. But I will carry those words with me for my entire life. Thank you Rainbow Six Siege and please add the 1.5x back to Jaeger.

Skaven are building under my house. I hear them scurrying and skittering, people say I'm crazy but I know. I know they are there. All night and day I hear "Dig yes-yes" and other phrases. And NOW! NOW THEY ARE RINGING THIS F*CKING BELL OVER AND OVER AGAIN!

I hope they just f*cking flatten my whole neighbourhood at this point. Gentrify this whole god-forsaken plot of land.

Country folk keep jumping me! Every time I take a stroll down in the swamps 3 cowboys jump out of bushes with rifles and try to kill me.

I'm a company man. Day in and day out I'm in the office. So, when I clock out I like to unwind with the adrenaline-pumping action of homeless blood sports. This isn't quite as good, but it is pretty close.

This game is like a Granite chunk from Chernobyl. After being exposed for a short amount of time you will become gravely ill. After 10 hours I'm regularly confused and fatigued, nodding off into unconsciousness. And recently I've been bleeding out of my nose, not sure if that's because of the game but I felt it was important to mention.

One more thing I'd like to add, why take inspiration from Tarkov's quest design? Tarkov is the Elephant's Foot of games. I knew someone who played Tarkov once. I had to peel their body off their DX RACER gaming chair.

EDIT:
After the 1.0 update, they have still failed to remove the large cancer-inducing chunk that is plaguing this game.

You ever see that image of the man mining for diamonds but he gives up JUST before he hits big? Yeah, I live in that world. I got dirt, mud and coal dust coating my lungs from inside these mines. I expected it to be more whimsical but it's just a lot of hard labour. I wish I was gambling instead.

I would rather a gang of criminals run wild in my neighbourhood doing crack and shooting guns than play this stupid game. BUT instead, I've got a gang of criminals running wild in my neighbourhood doing crack and shooting guns and I'm playing this stupid game.

I don't know what people think about this game anymore, all I know is I hate this game... or do I love it?

I like this game, back in my hometown we would all gather around and hang criminals. It's nice to be reminded of home now I'm living in the big city.