Recent reviews by Dave.

I'm ready for wall-street.

I'm scared of the dark and tides (I can't swim). But thankfully you just beat people to death with a trench shovel. So, if you are scared to get the game just know there is no swimming. However, it's still dark :(

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This game makes me empathise with Benito Mussolini. What was he supposed to do with this god-awful UI? Can you really say he was incompetent? If you spent any amount of time in this game you'd realize you couldn't even begin to fill his shoes. Dealing with resources, factories, diplomacy and individual army divisions? yeah forget that, count me out, hang up my hat and send me home.

If I wanted to live like a homeless man then I'd do fentanyl.

I LOVE CHINESE GAMES! THANK YOU CHINA FOR THE GAME!!!
TO EXPRESS MY GRATITUDE I WROTE MY THANKS IN CHINESE::
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THANK YOU FOR THE GAME!

What the heck?!?! There's no guns! I was told this game is like Splitgate. So, where are the flipping guns??!?!

No worms :(

WORMS! I LOVE WORMS! Sometimes I pretend to be a worm in my living room, wriggling around the ground looking for little morsels to eat. It's so much fun to just let loose! My dream is to turn my backyard into a worm haven and be buried there. God I love worms. Wriggling little worms. Worms. Worms. Worms! WORMS!

Monopoly turns me into a monster. Monopoly turns the people I know into monsters. Hell is real and it has a hotel on Park Lane.