Everyone wake the ♥♥♥♥ up. god watches you touch your penis, and im superior because i have restraint. sure, i may watch porn of anime bug girls, with no dialogue, and stare into their clit longingly while my hand shakes, and my concious wavers at the thought of breaking my pact to jesus. But alas i stare. For i know if you have sex out of wedlock, god himself knocks your penis off. Im glad i dont touch my penis, for jesus is on my side. You guys who jack off are degens lol. now come to my conventions, where people are cool like me. all they do is dress up as anime characters and have orgies in hotel rooms. you guys are such degens lol. wanna go to the 18+ panel about a kids show? did you see that awesome cosplay of the obese women in a succubus outfit? she's not a degen like you losers. step up degens. because normal like me. do you have a portal jumpsuit? thats what i thought. Sure, getting a boner may cause so much blood to flow from my veins to my penis that i pass out and my limp corpse points north, but atleast im cultured and have restraint.