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So, I played car mechanic simulator I thought,
this will be a walk in the park I thought.... ohh helvete... nono. It's no walk in the park.

I hopped in, grabbed the engine, tried to assemble it and failed so I had to look at tutorials.
Then I ran out of supplies and needed to grocery shop, I died in the van after an accident.

Second playthrough went fine, engine is done and I need to assemble the chassis. Suddenly I got a call, so I answered, someone wanted his โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ-pipe cleaned with the septic Truck: "Satana!"
I fell in his drainage after beeing too curios and died.

Third time trieng I assembled the car, happy as I was I drove into the garage to assemble the exhaust and... "ร–H HELVETE SATANA PERKELE!" - brakes didn't work. I spent hours trieng to find the leak that was in my brake system, then, after going to the mechanic shop to pay him to fix it, he offered me his car if I needed to get back home.
Happily went into his muscle car. I died later after a car accident cause the car has too much horsepower for finlands โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ dirtroads.

Fourth time I speed run it, I downed the beer crate in 2 days and my supplies of saussages where low. So I bought new one and almost crashed in this crazy viking not giving you space on the already small dirt road. I did assemble my car and it worked like it should so I tuned everything by ear. Screwed around on the rocker adjustment and adjusted the carburator. I got some parts and a fuel/air ratio gauge to tune it a little more.
Then my car was done and working!
You know how this story will end... so I picked up a drunk from the pub, obviously I know him and no one wanted to drive him home (poor sod). After taking him home I realized I need more beer and also need to grab new car parts since I made a ton of money by sucking up โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ for others the last day.
Also I wanted to โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ with the police checkpoint so I took a different turn so I can race past them.
I got on the highway and suddenly the checkpoint comes up, sirens start and the chase starts! The sirens get more and more silent and I look down to see how fast I do.... PERKELE 180 ON STOCK PARTS.
I kept racing until I was at the store, I thought they crashed but when I turned to the town, I heard the sirends going louder. Not giving a โ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅโ™ฅ I quickly parked my car and sprinted for the shop and bought my beer. After loading up the stuff, getting my parts installed while still at the shop and stealing fuel that Im not going to pay I made off.
Hah! Satana the Cops crashed in the woods!

Happily I drove home, stopping on the highway since I noticed in the chase that my tired aren't adjusted correctly and I veer to one side. After I got on the runway again I died, since I didn't pay attention when pulling up from the field next by, someone crashed into me and I died.


You still want to play it more and more cause your car that you spent 6 Hours or more assembling... you care for it. Every dent in the fender hurts, every overrev is like someone kicking your balls and your car suddenly gets to be the best car in your life. Like you own!

10/10
Would swear at shopkeep, down alot of beer, assemble car, tune car and race police again!


EDIT:

I also have to say:

You think you can drive? ohh well, then try this! After you finally assembled your car and tuned it to performance after a good 10 hours or so, try to drive fast without crashing.
You will be amazed what a car feels like if you don't have any electric assistance helping you o:
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I've come here as I have one of these down moments a gamer has when there isn't any other games around, that truly interest you.

As Im coming from Naval Action and Im quiet frustrated by that and heard only good about this game, I thought I give it a go and I was not let down. This is truly a nice game to play, it's relaxing and still challenging at times, when the wind is not in your favour. Im glad I know how sails work and how I have to rig them, but for anyone else you can pick up that skill quiet easily, since humanity did seafaring with sails for a long time and they could handle it aswell.

Although traveling is somewhat lengthy, even if its not "international", I still like this game and I bet the customization update will be amazing.
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REP+ Awesome play and funny! :nfsskull:
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