Cwater: Its community is like if CS:GO, COD, and the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ from Miscreated had an orgy and out popped NTW.
Tobacco: Lol really? Would've never guessed tbh
Cwater: I don't know how an RTS can have a community that is the cancer of all those games combined, but it somehow does
Cwater: Here's how the community breaks down, you've got like 10 percent (including myself) who are good at the game, play every map, and enjoy the game because of the time period and the mechanics.
Tobacco is now Away.
Cwater: Then you've got the Grassy warriors who take up about another 20 percent of the game. They think of themselves as so called "pros" in a 7 year old game, except they only play the single most boring ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ map in the game, grassy flatlands, essentially just a giant ass field. They have no idea how to do anything on any other map, but consider themselves experts on every aspect of the game
Cwater: Then you've got another 20 percent that know absolutely nothing about the game and lose 1 game then say that it's the worst thing they've ever played (which it is) and never touch it again
Tobacco is now Online.
Cwater: Then you've got 28 percent that only host games on the most imbalanced map in the game, Waterloo.
Cwater: Essentially Waterloo makes it nearly impossible for the attacking player to win because it gives the defender a giant ass ridge to sit on and gives them no motivation to gtf off it
Cwater: So they just defend every game, win every game, and have no life
Cwater: Then you have 2 percent who only host games on the second most imbalanced map in the game, Austerlitz. Essentially Waterloo, but at least it doesn't give them ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ buildings to hide in.
Cwater: Then the last 20 percent are my favorites, the "I really don't have a life and just sit in the back and artillery camp for three year" ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Cwater: They don't give a ♥♥♥♥ what map they play because they use the same exact ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ strategy every time
Tobacco: Lmao I love the breakdown, you so cute when u mad
Cwater: Just charge a ♥♥♥♥ load of cav at your arty, hopefully kill it, then make a killzone in the far back of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ map that you have no choice but to walk into.
Cwater: Nothing you can do to counter it, because they will literally sit there forever
Cwater: I just played against a guy who sat there, microing his units for THREE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HOUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS WHILE I WAS AFK ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DOING ♥♥♥♥ AROUND MY HOUSE
Cwater: EVERY TIME I CAME BACK HE WAS STILL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TRYING TO MAX RANGE MY UNITS, AND NEVER ATTACKED EVEN THOUGH I WAS AFK
Cwater: THE GAME ONLY ENDED WHEN MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME CRASHED
Cwater: AND YOU CAN'T EVER GAIN THE ADVANTAGE AGAINST THEM, BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO WALK INTO THEIR LINE OF FIRE TO FIGHTTHEM
Cwater: AND GOD KNOWS FIRST SHOTS IN THIS GAME OBLITERATE ENTIRE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ UNITS
Cwater: And now I'm going to kms
Cwater: I put way to much work into that :/
Tobacco: Lmao that's hilarious
Cwater: I'm using that as my new ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Steam bio because I don't want it to go to waste like my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NTW time