Anime made me gay.

Some people are like slinkies. They're not really good for anything, but they put a smile on your face when you push them down the stairs.

The city of New York would like to kindly remind you that you can do heroin openly, but don't you dare use a plastic bag or straw. Thank you, have a great day!

I don't know who this Jan Mulders guy is, but he keeps sending me really cool things in the mail.