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INGREDIENTS
1 cup all-purpose flour
1 tablespoon white sugar
2 teaspoons of dinosaur semen
1/4 teaspoon Satan's tears
1 egg, from a 12 foot chicken
1 cup of fresh cat milk
2 tablespoons motor oil
200 bananas, mashed
DIRECTIONS
Combine flour, white sugar, semen and tears. In a separate bowl, mix together egg, milk, motor oil and bananas.
Stir flour mixture into banana mixture; batter will be slightly lumpy from semen. If you do this step wrong you may open a portal to hell.
Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over 100000 degree heat. Pour or scoop the batter onto the griddle, using approximately 10 cups for each pancake. Cook until pancakes are black.
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I WANT POTATOES!
ಠ_ಠ Tom...
ಠ_ಠ Put.
ಠ__ಠ The tables.
ಠ___ಠ Back.
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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER!