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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:04am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:32am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:52am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:33am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:42pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:30am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:15pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:56pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:14pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 6:10am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:50pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:11am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:46pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 6:15am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:15am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:35am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:09am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 2 May, 2022 @ 9:41am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2022 @ 8:53am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2022 @ 11:29am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2023 @ 9:35am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2023 @ 11:02am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:36pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2022 @ 6:02am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2023 @ 12:50pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:37am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 1:07pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:37am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 2:22pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 10:38am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:59am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 2:22pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:17am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:50pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 6:22am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 11:59am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 10:18am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:30am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 6:06am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 3:42am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:28am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:23am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:37pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 10:54am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:49am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 4:28am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:39am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 10:54am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 12:37pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 3:41pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 10:29am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:09pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:43am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2022 @ 6:22pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2022 @ 5:32pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:30am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2021 @ 7:26am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 6:30am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 10:05am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:46am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:54pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:34pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 6:06am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 5:09pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:12am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2022 @ 5:16pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 11 May, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 6:48am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:54am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 12:14pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 4:41am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:48am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 7:30am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:40am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 11:03am

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 4:49am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:05am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 2:37pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:34am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:40am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:40am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:40am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:34am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:40am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:42am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:34am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:40am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:34am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:40am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:34am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:34am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:40am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:29am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 10:40am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2022 @ 12:16pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 7:52am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 8:56am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:28am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 5:00pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 10:15am

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 10:15am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2022 @ 6:59am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 6:40am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 6:41am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 6:40am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 5:01pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 1:20pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 6:51am

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2023 @ 7:02am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 10:55am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2023 @ 11:37am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 9:11am

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 12:01pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 4:49am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 1:20pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 1:31pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 9:44am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 9:44am

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 7:47am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 11:17am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 10:15am

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2023 @ 8:56am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 1:19pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 1:48pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 6:40am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 6:40am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 6:40am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 6:40am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 6:40am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 6:40am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 6:40am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 6:40am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 10:05am

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 10:18am

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2023 @ 6:58am

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 7:47am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 7:51am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 7:51am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2023 @ 8:11am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2023 @ 7:51am