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Personal Achievements
 

Spring Fresh

Clean any map adequately
Unlocked 3 May, 2019 @ 10:37pm

Employee of the Month

Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2019 @ 9:24am

You're Fired!

Get fired!
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2019 @ 12:24am

Blood Soaked

Spill 100 dirty buckets
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2019 @ 10:14am

Blaze of Glory

Incinerate 2000 items
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2019 @ 10:21pm

Bloody Hell!

Mop up 10,000 splats
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2019 @ 8:22am

Who's for Dinner?

Get eaten
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2019 @ 12:51am

Top Brass

Pick up 800 casings
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2019 @ 3:00am

Taking Out the Trash

Pick up 1000 pieces of trash
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2019 @ 4:50am

Ubermensch

Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2019 @ 7:42am

Pedestrian

Track over 20,000 footprints
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2019 @ 5:41am

Janicide

Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2019 @ 5:38am

Need a Hand?

Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2019 @ 8:37am

Bins? Limbs!

Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2019 @ 3:22am

First Aid

Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2019 @ 6:31am

The Nose Knows

Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2019 @ 7:09am

Chew on This!

Throw 100 items into sand traps
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2019 @ 4:47am

Disintegrator

Fry 500 items with the plasma welder
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2019 @ 8:07am

The Mops Of Wrath

Complete Athena's Wrath Level
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2019 @ 6:01am

Anti-Virus

Complete Caduceus Level
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2019 @ 11:47am

Ice-Cold Cleana

Complete Cryogenesis Level
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2019 @ 10:15pm

Sandblasted

Complete Unearthly Excavation Level
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2019 @ 9:38pm

Pine Fresh

Complete Hydroponic Hell Level
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2019 @ 6:31am

Surgical Sweeper

Complete Evil Science Level
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2019 @ 3:07am

Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning

Complete Paintenance Level
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2019 @ 8:41am

Operation Brownwash

Complete Waste Disposal Level
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2019 @ 8:59am

Refined

Complete Unrefinery Level
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2019 @ 9:23am

One Mop To Rule Them All

Complete All major Official Levels
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2019 @ 8:57am

Pass The Torch

Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2019 @ 5:03am

Louis and Clean

Complete Gravity Drive Level
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2019 @ 3:55am

Big Banger Burnout

Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2019 @ 7:53am

Clean Freak

Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2019 @ 9:04am

Identity Theft

Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2019 @ 2:43am

Bring the Thunder

Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2019 @ 10:01am

Master of the Beats

Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2019 @ 3:05am

Plague Bearer

Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2019 @ 7:08am

Head Hunter

Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2019 @ 8:54am

Brushed Steel

Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2019 @ 6:13am

Bushwhacked

Complete Overgrowth Level
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2019 @ 11:20pm

Bob's Legacy

Find Bob
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2019 @ 9:11pm

"Red Keycard"

Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2019 @ 9:39pm

Eggregious

Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2019 @ 8:46am

Lost in Space and Time

Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2019 @ 8:00am

Wicked Unliving

Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2019 @ 9:03am

Thursday the 12th

Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2019 @ 8:42am

Bad Dreams on Helm Street

Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2019 @ 9:03am

Harroween

Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2019 @ 9:03am

The Shimmering

Collect the axe and return it to your office
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2019 @ 9:03am

Never Put It On

Collect the ring and return it to your office
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2019 @ 9:03am

House of Honor

Clean the entire House of Horror level
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2019 @ 8:10am

Back From Whence It Came

Destroy the Bad Banger
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2019 @ 6:27am

Not Quite a Lumberjack

Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2019 @ 7:54am

Cleanliness is Godliness

Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2019 @ 11:37pm

Christmas Crisis Corrected

Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 6:57am

Sanitized Earth

Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2019 @ 9:59am

Bloody Incompetent

Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2019 @ 6:26am

St. Nick's Boomstick

Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2019 @ 11:37pm

The Red Nose Knows

Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2019 @ 8:14pm

Rooks Kept

Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2019 @ 8:46am

Ballistic Weaponry

Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2019 @ 11:37pm

Thunder Candle

Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2019 @ 6:23am

Santa Hats Must Die!

Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 5:01pm

Tower of Babel

Build a stack of 10 stools
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 6:36am

The Day the Funk Died

Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2019 @ 7:39am

Cold Storage

Complete Frostbite Level
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2019 @ 6:00am

Biomassive Breakdown

Complete Incubation Emergency Level
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2019 @ 9:52am

Sanitary Supremacy

Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2019 @ 2:43am

Mr. Two Million Dollars

Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2019 @ 7:23am

Swept Under The Carpet

Complete Uprinsing Level
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2019 @ 7:34am

Crystal Clear

Complete Core Sample Level
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2019 @ 9:24am

Pest Control

Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2019 @ 8:19am

Bleach and Clear

Complete Penumbra Level
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2019 @ 8:57am

Teeth for Tunes

Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2019 @ 1:36am

Blood in the Water

Go for a swim with Sharks
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2019 @ 1:35am

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank

Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2019 @ 4:48am

Double-Oh Dumbass

Foolishly activate the Death Ray
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2019 @ 2:00am

Locked In

Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2019 @ 3:19am

Death From Above

Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2019 @ 2:12am

Cat-astrophe

Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2019 @ 2:32am



Employee of the Year

Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards
10 / 12

Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe

Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office
5 / 13

Head Hunter

Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!
4 / 7

Audacious Oddities

Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office
8 / 10

Lair Care

Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level
0 / 1

Orbital Bang-bardment

Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon
0 / 1