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3 people found this review helpful
147.1 hrs on record (35.8 hrs at review time)
Like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥; I haven't fallen in love with a story more than this one. So if you're even the slightest bit courious, try the demo; it has one!

EDIT: EPISODE ONE IS NOW COMPLETELY FREE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING READING THIS? DOWNLOAD IT ALREADY.

I cannot mash the "yes" button more.

Bae > Bay
Posted 20 March, 2016. Last edited 23 November, 2016.
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89 people found this review helpful
195 people found this review funny
34.3 hrs on record (26.0 hrs at review time)
[3:30am] Don't worry, Katie. I'll get you some Zombrex.

*de le le le le op* Chuck, it's 7:45! Katie needs her Zombrex now!

*pedals towards safe house on a tricycle*

[8am] KATIE HAS TURNED.

More tricycle for me.
Posted 4 January, 2016.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
107.0 hrs on record
Rockstar and/or TakeTwo in their infinite piles of money, I mean, "wisdom", have decided to use BattlEye for anti-cheat and have stated they have no intention on enabling Steam Deck compatibility. Even if it's as simple as reaching out to BattlEye to have the game enabled for Steam Deck.

https://support.rockstargames.com/articles/33490543992467/Grand-Theft-Auto-Online-BattlEye-FAQ

https://gtm.you1.cn/storesteam/news/group/4145017/view/3104663180636096966

Meaning, you won't be able to play GTA Online on Steam Deck and Linux. Really makes you think about GTA6 compatibility, doesn't it?
Posted 4 January, 2016. Last edited 17 September.
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1 person found this review helpful
21.7 hrs on record (21.4 hrs at review time)
I fell down.
I found a flower.
I played with some frogs.
I found a piece of pie.
I had an arguement with a goat lady.
I played in the snow.
I hid behind a lamp.
I made friends with skeletons.
I dated one of them.
I found a village of dogs.
I ran from a fish.
I talked about anime with a professor.
I questioned my sexuality because of a robot.
I was judged by the jealous skeleton I didn't date.
I met a goat king.
I killed a garden of weeds with the help of my friends.
I talked to mom.
I helped the professor's experiments.
I lived in peace with everyone.


Then I killed them all.
Posted 31 December, 2015. Last edited 31 December, 2015.
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16.7 hrs on record (12.7 hrs at review time)
Pros:
Fully voiced.
Wonderful prequel to Portal 2.
Hours of testing fun.

Cons:
You.
Will.
Get.
Stuck.
Posted 22 July, 2015.
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12.0 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)
DUPDUPDUpDUpDupDupdupdup SEECREEET~
Posted 18 June, 2015. Last edited 18 June, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
784.9 hrs on record (506.0 hrs at review time)
Six years later and they're still pouring content into this game.

They've revamped basically everything about the game numerous times and the only thing holding them back at this point is the engine.

Thank god Payday 3 isn't going to be using it.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MEDIC BAG
Posted 16 October, 2014. Last edited 24 November, 2021.
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9.2 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
Collect novel. Get spooked.
Posted 27 June, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,519.2 hrs on record (667.2 hrs at review time)
11 лет со дня Sing потока. Я случайно открыть петь твиттер для проверки чудеса. Вдруг, короткий твит появляется-петь в striming. Мои глаза наполняются слезами, когда я быстро открытой Стрим и я начинаю CRI, когда я вижу, что он снова потокового DOTO. Мой внутри наполняется чистой радости, как я смотрю петь владеющий скрабы а говорю "мы Фокин вон". Мое сердце прыгает из моей груди, но им спокойно, потому что я знаю, что все будет хорошо снова. Войны за, голод решается - потому петь снова потокового.
Posted 2 February, 2014. Last edited 27 June, 2014.
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2.1 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Crack your knuckles and get comfortable.
Posted 6 January, 2014.
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