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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
28.7 hrs on record (27.3 hrs at review time)
Absolutely Outstanding Game of the Year so far. Only issue is I find rhythm in everything I do in real life now. Can anyone help find a way to stop this?
Posted 11 February, 2023.
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0.9 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
The game was so good that they made an entire religion out of it. I hope nothing bad happens to Jesus.
Posted 23 December, 2022.
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1.4 hrs on record
absolutely genius! when the guy said "you are the looker after all", I shivered and cried as the emotions of that line overwhelmed me with emotion. A must try game!
Posted 9 August, 2022.
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631.9 hrs on record (106.1 hrs at review time)
mods MODS MODS
The lore of Terraria refers to the game's back-story.

While Terraria was initially released without a clear story component, its developers at Re-Logic wrote and released a story connecting its characters and gameplay elements in celebration of the 8th anniversary of Terraria's release. The developers have mentioned that this is intended to be one possible interpretation of the lore, and that players are encouraged to piece together a story (or lack thereof) as they see fit.[1][2] Regardless, many entries in the Bestiary contain matching pieces of lore.

The story was released on May 16th, 2019 as images of inked parchment, via the official Terraria forum.[3]
Posted 26 March, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
10.8 hrs on record (8.3 hrs at review time)
Sunflower!

One, two, three!
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There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn
I know your type: tall, dark, and dead

You want to bite all the petals
off of my head
And then eat the brains of
the one who planted me here
(Homeowner: Nooooo!)
I'm just a sunflower but see
me power an entire infantry
You like the taste of brains,
we don't like zombies
(Zombie) I used to play football
(Sunflower) football
(Zombie) Road cones protect my head
(Sunflower)cone on his head
(Zombie) I have a screen door shield
(Sunflower)screen door shield
(Zombie) We are the undead!
There's a zombie on your lawn

There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn
Maybe it's time to reevaluate

I know you have a lot of food
on your plate
Brains are quite rich in cholesterol
You're dead so it doesn't matter
Instead we'll use this solar power
to make a lawn defense at any hour
(Zombie) I like yourtricycle
(Sunflower) tricycle
(Zombie) There's butter on my head
(Sunflower) on his head
(Dolphin sounds)

(Zombie) I'm gonna eat your brains
(Sunflower) Oh no no no
(Zombie) We are the undead!
There's a zombie on your lawn

There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn

We don't want zombies on the lawn
Posted 11 January, 2022.
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11.4 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
gud
Posted 5 January, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
15.2 hrs on record (9.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
aw man really scary brrrr ooooooh ahhhhhh
Posted 3 December, 2021.
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27.0 hrs on record (16.3 hrs at review time)
graphics simple. game gud.
Posted 9 August, 2021.
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83.3 hrs on record (27.8 hrs at review time)
Best outstanding story award worthy
Posted 8 July, 2021. Last edited 25 November, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
256.0 hrs on record (17.7 hrs at review time)
Epic epic yea yea yea yea good game
Posted 2 July, 2021.
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