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Unlocked 19 Nov, 2013 @ 8:05am

Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 4:07pm

Achievement

This is an achievement.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2013 @ 1:32am

Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2015 @ 9:00pm

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2013 @ 1:28am

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 3:30pm

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2013 @ 2:01am

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 2:00pm

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2013 @ 2:20am

Unachievable

It is impossible to get this achievement.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2015 @ 2:56pm