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7 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
324.6 hrs on record (77.9 hrs at review time)
The first 10 hours were fun but I cannot recommend this game, I don't get it how come a game that came out 2 years ago can't have ranked servers in south america but still manage to put a lot of micro transactions but no servers... and don't come with that ♥♥♥♥ of they aren't enough players, even in Australia they community is pretty much dead but still they have servers to play ranked, 2 years in EA but no, they would lose all the money that they win with micro transactions adding a few ranked servers.
Oh and almost forgot the matchmaking is completely ♥♥♥♥♥♥ since you can stack 5 man in a ranked and the other team doesn't even have any premades or equal skill, even in quick play they are always unbalanced teams in terms of lvl/skill.

Edit 11/1/18: I think I spent more time in queue than actually playing.... just like GTA V MP another loading sim in ranked mode since that now you can only play in EU west
Posted 29 July, 2017. Last edited 10 January, 2018.
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2 people found this review funny
185.0 hrs on record (102.9 hrs at review time)
Alright, let's talk about Grand Theft Auto V, the game that lets you do pretty much anything you've ever wanted to do in a video game, from stealing cars and causing chaos on the streets to skydiving out of helicopters and getting into epic gunfights.

Let's start with the graphics, which are so realistic that you'll swear you're actually in Los Santos (the game's fictional city) instead of sitting on your couch in your pajamas. The attention to detail is next level, from the way the sun shines off of the car's hood to the way the pedestrians scream in terror when you drive over the sidewalk.

But let's be real, the real star of this game is the sheer amount of ridiculous things you can do. Want to steal a tank and destroy half the city? Sure, why not. Want to skydive off of a skyscraper and parachute into a pool? You got it. Want to dress up like a clown and rob a bank? Hey, who am I to judge?

And let's not forget about the game's humor, which is like a cross between a Tarantino movie and a stand-up comedy routine. The dialogue is witty, the characters are hilarious (or terrifying, depending on who you ask), and the radio stations are like a who's who of parody music.

All in all, Grand Theft Auto V is like a rollercoaster ride through a criminal underworld, and it's one of the most entertaining and hilarious games you'll ever play. So if you're looking for a game that will make you laugh, cringe, and gasp in shock, this is the game for you. Just don't blame me if you start dreaming about stealing a helicopter and flying off into the sunset.
Posted 17 June, 2017. Last edited 19 February, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
132.0 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
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Posted 23 March, 2017. Last edited 23 March, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
8,014.8 hrs on record (5,683.2 hrs at review time)
how do I quit the game?
pls send halp!
Posted 10 April, 2016. Last edited 22 November, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
6.7 hrs on record
I enjoyed the OST... the rest is typical US propaganda like COD but is decent if you like on-rails shooters.... only played this for achievements tho, woudn't touch it otherwise
Posted 9 September, 2015. Last edited 11 July, 2022.
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