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This game makes me want to destroy the ♥♥♥♥ out of cams in real life


Payday: The Heist is a 2011 FPS developed by Overkill Software, and puts you in the shoes of one of four criminals who, by working together, seek to take down the next 'big score' by robbing banks, extracting prisoners, stealing diamonds and a fair amount of other stuff in between.

The game plays mainly as an FPS with a couple of strategy/defense elements mixed in to the recipe: upon the start of a heist (not all, but most of them) you are given the chance to walk around the map and pick out surveillance cameras, guards, and the like, and to get into the best possible position before everything kicks off.

Once the masks are on, the weapons are drawn and the yells/swear words start flying, the players are guided by their mission organiser, Bain, whom warns them of objective notifications, incoming police assaults, etc.

Naturally, the cops aren't gonna shrug their shoulders and say 'eh, we'll let the interior security deal with it' are they?
So they send in special units in with the waves, that are very hard for one player on their own to take out, Left 4 Dead style: The Taser can stun players, the Cloaker can incapicitate players instantly if they get within melee range, Shields carry riot shields, and (MOTHERF*****G) Bulldozers are walking tanks, deadly at short range and a pain to take down.

While the game shines at its most in multiplayer, solo play is also an option, but at times the AI can be too incompetent: They always defer objectives to the player and can sometimes be a little dumb, running into firefights to try and get you back up if you go down without taking out the immediate threat first.

The graphics are a little bit of a mixed bag as well. When looking around the environments, it's quite stunning, but when viewing models up close... Not so much.


Despite these minor setbacks, Payday is still an awesome co-op game to play with a pal, or two, or three for an afternoon of robbery and assault. While it's sequel may have now beaten it by more than a big margin, the first game is still a great place to start, or if your rig is sadly not powerful enough.

8.5/10. A few niggling issues, but Payday: The Heist proves to be more than a solid enough entry for online co-op gameplay.

Also dont think about the cop killing part too much just a game bruh.

CS.GO, honestly, is good fun. I do love CS.GO. I have spent many good hours with friends, meeting new people and killing chickens. However the harsh reality of the CS.GO is simply cruel and merciless with people constantly yelling at you and telling you that you're no good, along with a good bunch of hackers/smurfs who ruins your gaming experience.


Things I gave to Counter-Strike:
1. Money
2. Time
3. Love

Things Counter-Strike gave me:
1. Arthritis
2. Rage
3, Hatred of Russians,Spanish, and Russians
4. Broken keyboard
5. Broken mouse
6. 9/10 ready
7. Server crashes
8. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ teammates
9. Competitive matches
10. "Ez Pz" spam
12. Multilingual cursing - I guess this is a good thing?
13. Lag
14. Cheaters
15- 64 tick servers

still yea

The community is too much to handle. Great game, unlimited depth/strategy but the devs make no effort to deal with an increasingly toxic and hostile community. The game relies on teamwork which means it only takes 1 @sshole to ruin a 45 minute match for everybody that puts in the work. And there's no shortage of em out there.

Fantastic piece of software and so much you can do with it. This is, however providing you can use it. It can be very hard at first to understand what everything does from animation to making posters with lights, effects ect... However, if you watch a few tutorials before diving straight in then eventually everything will fall into place and it'll come naturally to you.

Also good for Rule 34