Rip Chair

This guy touched me in my no no square and threatened to kill my cat if I told anyone, I am pressing charges

Forced me into a corner and made me look at his weak pokemon collection, then tried to diddle me, be careful around this guy

As a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 70% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome.

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck".

Makes Me Cry thinking about the Past my ♥♥♥♥♥, almost 5 years since Halo and the Bro's
My innocent little A$$ Having fun.. Just Leave's me reminiscing of Simpler times.