I play all sorts of stuff.
I am Filipino, but prefer to speak primarily English.
I do art... somewhat... https://nasakishinagami.newgrounds.com/ here's where you can find most of my work.
I like to write... a lot.
I daydream... like all the time.
I am old enough to bang a loaf of Toast.
I am a working gear to society.
I will eat all of your rice.
I definitely have a very large wang.
I sexually identify myself as an attack helicopter with lazer turrets and fancy cup holders.
I knock on god's door asking for sugar.
I committed tons of war crimes. (I don't, please don't come after me)
I create my own gravitational pull.
I once own a piece of Albert Einstein's brain.
I am prolly not taller than you.
I wrestled a clown with an alligator.
I love Ninja Sex Party.
I watch a lot of Game Grumps.
I wish you keep reading this.
I prefer DUB. (you may as well hate me now)
I enjoy sleeping with Bob Ross.
I donated some of my blood to the Giant Spaghetti Monster religion.
I believe in the Cosmic Turtle.
I think we should kiss under the Lethal Company Bridge
I question if women do exist, and if they do... they're probably scary.
I sleep like how you sleep... how do I know how you sleep?
I have an omnipresent being that tells me everything.
I am a father of many made up children.

and last but not least--

I am happy to have you here in my domain.
so please, take your time to appreciate of what we can possibly end up being if you become my friend.