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29 of 37 (78%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

YOU'RE FIRED

Fire another player
Unlocked 8 Sep @ 2:36pm

Getting productive

Complete all your tasks
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 8:19am

Pack your things

Get fired
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 8:28am

Number two

Get promoted to the assistant
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 8:47am

Janitor

Become the janitor
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 12:53pm

Popular

Receive a phone call
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 12:26pm

Keep on slacking

Win a game as a slacker
Unlocked 6 Sep @ 2:38pm

Risky virus

Infect manager's computer
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 1:38pm

Who poisoned me?

Take 5 shit in the same game
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 12:46pm

Repairman

Update the firmware of 100 cameras
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 3:44pm

No witnesses

Update a camera whilst the CCTV is in use
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 12:23pm

Burp!

Drink 100 beers
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 4:22pm

Who did this?

Enable servers after disabling them
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 1:42pm

Minesweeper grand master

Win 100 Minesweeper games
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 3:30pm

Snake grand master

Get a score over 60 at Snake
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 6:34pm

Trust issues

Fire your own assistant
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 2:12pm

Sticky Bandits

Place 15 sticky notes in one game
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 12:16pm

Crossed

Drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and drink coffee all within a minute
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 12:33pm

World's best janitor

As a janitor, get promoted to assistant
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 12:52pm

Don't mind me

Refill the toilet paper whilst a player is taking a dump
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 2:12pm

IT guy

Turn ON another players antivirus that had been turned OFF
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 12:21pm

Risky note

Place a sticky Note on the back of the manager
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 12:13pm

Smokers Cough

Smoke 100 cigarettes
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 3:36pm

Dance Dance Dale & Dawson

Dance for 3 min straight in one game
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 12:51pm

Sowing the seeds of doubt

Email the manager from another players PC
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 5:31am

I'm the boss NOW

Drink coffee out of your Boss mug without being the Boss
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 12:23pm

UGH dammmit JIM

Jelly another players stapler on the Stanton map
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 1:55pm

Picasso from the office

Hang a drawing on the display board
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 2:24pm

Pam is that you?

Sit in the secretary's seat on the Stanton map
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 2:08pm



The traitor

Win as a Slacker Assistant

On a Roll!

As a manager fire 4 slackers in a row

Employee of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Specialist
134 / 500

Slacker of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Slacker
124 / 500

This will go to HR

Get fired as Manager

Firefighter

Extinguish 50 Fires
16 / 50

Changed my mind

Be demoted from assistant
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