🎄🎅 MERRY CHRISTMAS SLUTS🎄🔔🔮JINGLE BALLS🪩🔔JINGLE BALLS🎱🔔 CUMMIES💦 ALL THE WAY🤪I hope 🤞 Santa CAME 👀💦 last night 🌝 and left you his BIG 😱 PACKAGE🎁📦 or you were NAUGHTY 😈😜 this year🗓️ It’ll be a WHITE ❄️☃️ CHRISTMAS 🎄 when you pa rum pa pum ♥♥♥ 🤤💦 my LITTLE 🤏 CUMMERBOY 🤭🥁🌨️ You can be 🕺DANCER💃 and 😍VIXEN🥰 and I’ll be ☄️♥♥♥-ET💦 with the 🎋mistle-HOE😜 If you’ve🫵 been a good 😇 little elf🧝 then FATHER 🎅 DICKMAS🍆 will MUNCH 😋 your COOKIES🍪🍪 and DRINK🥵 your CREAMY 💦EGG 🥚NOG 😫 Don’t forget 💭 to slide 🛝 UP ⬆️ and DOWN ⬇️ on Daddy’s 👨 North POLE 💈🥵😍 until you can SLURP😛 his HOT ♥♥♥♥-OLATE🍫☕️☕️ Send ➡️ this to 🔟 of the SLUTTIEST 😛 of 🎅SANTA’S HELPERS ✊

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BOO 😨😱!! Sorry 🙇 did I 👁 scare 😱 you 👉?! WASSUP 👋 GURL😉😉😊 ITS COCKTOBER 🍆🎃 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING 🉐❌ THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS 😏 UR 🅱 A HALLOWEEN 👻✝ 👻🎃 HOE😏😩👅💦 every ☝ year ⏳🗓 in Cocktober 🍆🎃 the jack 😪 o ♥♥♥♥🎃 comes 🍆💦 to life🙀😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming 💦😩🍆 to harvest 👨🏽‍🌾🌽 🍁🍂🍃 his 💦 hoes 🎄 for THOT-O-WEEN😏😏💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send 📩 this to 10 🔟 other Halloween 🎃🕸 Hoes 🎄 or else 😩 you 👈🏼 a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU 👉🅿 GET 🔟 4 💦 BACK ⬅ UR 🅱 A THOT-O-WEEN 🎃 TREAT😋 IF YOU 👉🏼 GET 🉐 6 🕕 BACK 🔙 UR 🅱 A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 👙👠 WITCH 😀 ♥♥♥♥♥👄😍✨🔮 BUT 🍑 IF YOU 👈 GET 🉐 10 🔟 BACK 🔙 UR 🅱 THE SPOOKIEST 👻💀 ♥♥♥♥ 👅❤ ON 🔛 THE BLOCK😜💦⚰🎉🎉💯🎃

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💯🙌🏻😩 GONG XI FA CAI MOTHERFURRERS 😩🙌🏻💯 🐀 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE RAT 🐀 and you know what that means you qipao ♥♥♥♥♥ 😋👩👀, It’s time to show your AHGONG👴👲🏻👲🏻 and AHMA👵👵 your PHATTEST mandarin oranges 🍊🍊🍊👅👅👅 and recieve the THICCEST HONGBAOS 🉐💰🈵 get your love 💕 💕letters ready for some of your 大哥’s HUGE 懒觉 😩😫👅💦💦 and get ready to eat ♥♥♥♥ 🍆like a 🐀 HUNGRY RAT 😫 Don’t forget to visit your relatives 👴🧓👵👱‍♂️🧑 and suck on MINNIE juices 🐀💦 to get MORE HONGBAOS👌🏻💰💰 Send this to 8⃣8⃣ of your most SUPERSTITIOUS ♥♥♥♥♥ 💰💰🙊🙊 and get a sexy LION DANCE 🐲🐲💃💃 this CNY‼‼‼