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This is one of those games that seems like it would get boring after twenty minutes, but somehow it doesn't. The firework linking system is simple yet robust enough to make some really complex shows, which of course you won't do because you're busy blowing up the gas station again. The fireworks are pretty realistic too; they even add a little delay between the light and sound if you stand back far enough. It's totally worth the 12 bucks.

Expectation: 😨😨😨😨 😎

Reality: 😎😎😎😎 😨

It makes Castlevania look like Asslevania

If you play this game for long enough, they actually mail you a CDL.

Build 100 partisans, descend upon enemy base, get slaughtered, repeat 3 minutes later because partisans are real cheap.

Definitely needs polishing, but it shows a lot of potential. Good visuals, solid control scheme, and the time control makes for some pretty cool battles, but it's almost impossible not to just get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ out of nowhere all the time. Sexy protagonist/10.

Play the objective for 20 minutes, get bored of that, start building spider mechs and giant death blenders.

Dota 2 is the single most time-consuming, frustrating, and self-hatred inducing video game I have ever played. 10/10

It's what the Fable sequels should have been.

My friends and I all play as Sam B. and then kick zombies to death while yelling, "You came to the wrong neighborhood!"

10/10