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35.1 hrs on record
我是一个抱歉警探,现实里也是,整个一月我抱歉了多少次?我为自己的错误抱歉,为别人的痛苦抱歉,为过去的作为抱歉,为未来的灾难抱歉
道歉就像是一种泛用性极强,对策性极差的手段,只要你愿意,对谁都可以用,但是真的到了需要它发挥作用的时候,你就会发现它一点用都没有,毫无价值

我的一月,就像是触发了一次成功的疑神疑鬼被动,然后又触发了一次成功的争强好胜被动
然后跳出来了一次通情达理的白色检定,失败了
由于通情达理失败了,我又没有足够的耐心,于是我选择了继续的选项
拦在继续选项后的,是一次能说会道的红色检定,如果上面通情达理的白色检定成功了,这里也许能给我提供1点加成,可惜没有,所以我很成功地又失败了
这次失败产生了很严重的后果,造成了很严重的伤害
我拼尽全力想要挽回错误,于是在我面前出现了一次循循善诱的红色检定
但是想什么呢?这是一次要求20点的噩梦判定,还有之前一系列错误操作带来的一堆-1,管你穿的什么衣服磕的什么药,你只能看到一个大大的3%
事实证明可能性那么小,那它就是那么小,跟着那3%一起流走的还有我那狗屎般的表达能力,失败后的选项有四个,开头全是“对不起”,指向的是同一个结局

去你妈的疑神疑鬼,你是一切问题的开始,我真是给你点了不少技能点,让你在人和人之间制造裂隙,我自作自受

去你妈的红色检定,你在生活中真的到处都是,我还没办法用F5和F9把你变成白色检定,你就杵在那里,我如果选择了离开的选项,你就会出现在更多地方让我理解逃避的后果,你可以顶着3%的难看数字出现,然后用结果告诉我小概率其实就是不可能,也可以顶着非常好看的大数字出现,然后用事实教育我永远做好最坏的打算。你带走了人们无数的东西,把人们的内在一点点掏空,然后塞满灰不拉几的东西

不过很可惜,大伙的生命值和士气条深不见底,虽然常常维持在一个很低的水平,但是很少掉光,人类最擅长的就是呼吸回血,时间就是我们的血包,你没法在一击线下干掉一个人,就等着这个人站起来回敬你吧

真的很抱歉让你在这里看到这么抽象的一篇评测,你也许没办法在这里看到对这部作品的客观评价,但是你能看到这部作品对一个庸人的影响,希望这种影响也能作为不错的参考

对了,游戏的主菜单背景似乎就是老兵在小岛上的视角,不知道是不是如此
Posted 25 January. Last edited 28 January.
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49.8 hrs on record
好玩
Posted 19 August, 2024. Last edited 5 September, 2024.
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10.6 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
好玩爱玩,另外提醒一下这个后面还会一直更新支线的,不止这些关卡
Posted 26 July, 2024.
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16.0 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
放置类游戏之间亦有差距,这个真的很好玩
Posted 28 June, 2024.
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224.6 hrs on record (219.6 hrs at review time)
十年前矿石镇,十年后星露谷
Posted 15 February, 2024. Last edited 21 October, 2024.
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23.9 hrs on record (18.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
忍不了了一铲子把囤积虫打爆忍不了了一铲子把蜘蛛打爆忍不了了一铲子把半身鱼打爆忍不了了一铲子把抱脸虫打爆忍不了了一铲子把胡桃夹子打爆忍不了了一铲子把面具人打爆忍不了了一铲子把小黑打爆忍不了了一铲子把无眼狗打爆忍不了了一铲子把巨人打
Posted 9 January, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
43.7 hrs on record (16.8 hrs at review time)
开着油罐车在高速上跑到133,然后被违章罚了4000多欧元,你妈,欧洲的高速就是逊啦!
Posted 15 September, 2023.
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130.0 hrs on record (82.6 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥非常好游戏,爱来自瓷器♥♥♥
Posted 3 October, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
130.6 hrs on record (11.0 hrs at review time)
除了自己太菜了之外,没有其他感想
Posted 25 February, 2022.
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7 people found this review helpful
20 people found this review funny
81.8 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
这款游戏叫DJMAX RESPECT fw诶,那一定对fw特别友好吧!
Posted 25 January, 2022.
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