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Lois: Peter, where the hell have you been? We had a date.
Peter: Oh sorry, honey, I must have lost track of the time. But what do you say, eh? 'Think the guys will like it?
Lois: This is why you missed our dinner? To make a bar for your friends?
Peter: Yeah, isn't it great? Oh boy, I feel just like Tim Allen. I build stuff and I have a criminal record. [grunts]
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I want a VEGETARIAN BURRITO to go ... with EXTRA MSG!!
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"Ninety percent of baseball is half mental."
-- Yogi Berra
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Peter: Hey, where's my VCR?
Hillbilly #1: Dangit, Buck, it's my turn to use the sex box.
Hillbilly #2: It's *my* sex box. And her name is Sony.
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+++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++
(Hogfather)
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Sometimes it seems things go by too quickly. We are so busy watching out for
what's just ahead of us that we don't take the time to enjoy where we are.
-- Calvin
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📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skill
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁CS:GO Cheats
⠀└⠀✅Aimbot
⠀└⠀✅Bhop
⠀└⠀✅Wallhack
⠀└⠀✅Triggerbot

+rep

+rep sucks ♥♥♥♥ like a god

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