The Civ-Laki Way.
A tragedy.
By: Thesneak

Who can corrupt a policeman to the bone,
get him fried baked and stoned,
then robs the bank and get fat paid?
You; if you do it the Civ-Laki way.

Lets say your a cop and your going downtown,
then Thesneak sends you into the ground.
Then you cry out for mearcy but all I can say
Mearcy isn't really the Civ-Laki way.

If Civ-Laki is with you you are bleessed indeed,
If Civ-Laki be contrary prepare to bleed
If Civ-Laki you owe you will always pay
And you always pay Civ-Lakis way.

I once saw Civ-Laki, then I saw him no more
I went up to heaven and opened the door
I saw all the angles watch the display
Everone getting owned Civ-Lakis way.

Then somthing happened even he could not see,
A God who judges in varying degrees.
He was fed up with Civ-Laki and his way.
So he banished Civ_laki for an entire day.
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~King Dong - Definition~
one who has a giant or massive dong that reaches beyond 20 inches. In order to get within 20 feet of king dong you have to have the following requirments:
1. Have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loose ass ♥♥♥♥♥ at least 12 inches in width
2. Can deepthroat a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ telephone pole
...3. last but not least...loves giant horse donkey puff pastry wood.

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Steam is an anti-democracy system created by nigerian princes to steal our credit cards

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King Poppa: "Lexar"
ºCiv-Laki One: red black
ºCiv-Laki One: piec of ♥♥♥♥
King Poppa: a shiny black, which constrasts finely with the white Lexar imprinted on one side.
ºCiv-Laki One: oh
ºCiv-Laki One: thats the good one
ºCiv-Laki One: i don't know why it go so slow 4
King Poppa: apon further insepction, one may come across a plathora of small- yet eye catching writing apon the bottom of one end
ºCiv-Laki One: can you read these strange markings?
ºCiv-Laki One: or inscriptions?
King Poppa: this writing, though, is slightly distracted by the overly confident, eye-sparking push handle on the side, which almost stands proudly as if it's telling you to push it.
King Poppa: it looks as if it takes pleasure from it -- maybe a representation of what the USB creator had once felt, but as the stark black overtone shows- it providesu s with an insight that maybe their relationship broke up.