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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 4:01pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 5:07pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 6:00pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 3:47am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 11:27pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 9:25pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 8:16pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:44am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 2:02am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 10:03am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 3:48am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 9:09am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 10:23am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 3:39pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 3:42pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 3:45pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 4:02pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 4:20pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 7:05pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 3:48am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 1:04am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 9:11pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 5:15am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 2:23pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 2:23pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 2:23pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 3:42pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 4:01pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 5:38pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 8:59pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 3:38pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 3:41pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 3:59pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 6:10pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 9:00am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 4:38pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 3:39pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 4:21pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 7:44pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 3:42pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 4:58pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 2:24pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 4:02pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 9:22pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 6:29pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 3:46pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 6:15pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 12:38am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 9:17pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 5:15am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 9:10pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 3:47am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 11:50am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 2:35pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 5:01am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 3:11pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 10:09pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 9:11pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 12:17pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 4:24am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 4:41pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 4:41pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 6:21pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 3:45pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 7:10pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 12:37am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 6:42pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 3:58pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 2:24pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 4:51pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 8:59pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 5:53pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 9:11pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 12:17pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 3:13pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 5:08am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 3:13pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 8:16pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:35am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 2:23pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 4:38pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 10:14am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 9:30am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 12:55am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:58am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 11:27pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 12:55am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 9:00am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 9:43pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 2:02am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 10:14am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 10:15am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 11:39am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 2:41pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 2:41pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 7:51pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 4:04pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 2:35pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 6:06pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 9:45am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 2:35pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 2:35pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 2:56pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 4:03pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 4:21pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 4:38pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:09pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 11:24pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 4:13am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 10:35am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:24pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 10:33am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 9:12am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:51am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 10:25am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:28pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 5:44pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 9:25pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 9:30am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 10:33am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 10:33am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 10:38am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 11:17am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 4:29pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:15pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:15pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:56pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:56pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 6:33pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 2:40pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 11:24pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 9:06am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 8:54am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 10:32am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 2:02am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 10:07am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 8:38am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 2:56pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:06pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:06pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 6:22pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 6:22pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 2:34pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 2:23pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 9:39am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 3:19pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 1:22am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 1:22am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 7:01am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 7:31am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:48am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 10:15am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 9:20pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 4:18pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 4:04am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:07pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 8:38am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 9:33am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 5:11pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 12:37am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 8:47pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 9:33am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 9:33am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 6:29pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 6:27pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 11:50am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 10:14am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 10:17am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 2:14pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 4:22pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 4:25pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 10:37am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 4:36pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 1:31am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 1:28am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:03am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 1:38am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:48am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:22am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:58am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:49pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 11:19am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:12pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:00pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:10pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 2:23pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 5:54pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 12:38am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 10:33am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:16pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 10:33am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 2:56pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 4:03pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 4:18pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 4:36pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 6:03pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 9:04am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 2:41pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:59am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:59am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:59am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:12pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:53am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 4:41pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 4:41pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 6:33pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 8:42am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:08am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:09am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:27pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:15pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 3:11pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 8:36pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 2:35pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 9:43pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 3:48am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 10:16am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 10:25am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 10:33am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 4:17pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 4:39pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 6:34pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:31am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 5:44pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 9:45am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 10:03am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:59am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 9:04am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 9:04am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:43pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 10:33am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 2:56pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 4:41pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:36pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 6:18pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 9:02am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 2:52pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:14am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:59am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:59am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:59am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:21pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 5:42pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 5:42pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 2:25pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 8:36pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:16pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 8:42am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:31pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 2:33pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 10:21am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 2:34pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 1:28am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 1:33am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:08am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:48pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:02pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:44am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:26pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 9:07am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 4:28pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 4:29pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:59am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:12pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:26pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:27pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:23pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:44am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:48am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:52am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 11:19am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 4:25pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:56pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:49pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:07pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 4:59pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:38pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:56am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:02am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:02am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:01am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:02am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:29am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:30am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 5:01am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 8:47pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 1:11am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 9:04am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 2:15pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 9:08am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 4:28pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:30pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:31pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:52am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:55am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:15pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:30am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 3:48am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 9:05am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:59am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:59am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 1:33am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:14am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:14am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:59am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:59am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:08pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:13pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:32am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:32am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:44am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:48am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:53am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:27am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:28pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:08pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:22pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 12:38am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:45am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:51am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:52am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:52am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:53am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:32am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:53am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:43pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:43pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:50pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:16pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:02pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:42am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:52am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:52am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:30am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:30am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 9:30am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 2:55pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 9:11pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:39am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:15am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:15am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:52pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 12:38am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:43am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:49am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:32pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:32pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 7:50pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 12:39pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 7:59pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:53am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:42am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:28pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:20pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:22pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:32am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:45am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:51am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:26am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:35am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:35am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:36pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:43pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 7:48am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:44pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 2:02am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 9:25am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 2:15pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 2:45pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:15am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:33pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:43am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:51am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:32am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:44pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:10pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 10:37am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:15pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:30am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:54am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:09pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:53am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 10:07am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 6:45am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 2:23pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 2:14pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:55pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:59am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:59am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:35pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:54am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:32am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:36pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:45pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 9:12am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 2:51pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:02pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:51am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:19am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:29am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 5:50pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 2:34pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 12:39pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:35am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 2:35pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 11:21am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 5:52pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:07pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:09am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:41pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 7:50pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 2:32pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 6:02pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 9:05am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:04pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:41am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:54am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:43am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:54am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:54am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:57am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:27am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:35am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:09pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:09pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 8:20am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 7:02pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:10pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:10pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 8:08pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 6:45am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 2:57pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 5:52pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 2:34pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:54am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:25am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:32am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:38am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 1:49pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:17pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 8:14am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 7:50pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:10pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 9:30am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Nov @ 8:08pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:59am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 12:37pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:16pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 12:19am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 9:04am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 5:15pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 9:02am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:12pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:17pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:51am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:24am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:43pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 5:44pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 9:13am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 11:39am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 5:13am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 12:49am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 12:38am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 5:50pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:15am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:45am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 9:04am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:16pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 2:43pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 10:25am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 10:18am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 3:41pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 3:49pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 3:37pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 4:01pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 4:01pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 9:17am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 9:43pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 5:53pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 10:24am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:55am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 12:59am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:10pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 6:02pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:59am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:34am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 7:48am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:10pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 8:49am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 9:05am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 1:10am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:32am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 6:59pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:32am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:48pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 6:59pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:32pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 11:17pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 7:02pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:10pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 9:11am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 6:45am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 7:31am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 2:25pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 5:12am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 5:12am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 5:13am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 6:33pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 9:49pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 5:20pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 3:09pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:56pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 10:22am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Nov @ 12:38am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 11:41am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 12:17pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 26 Oct @ 9:11pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 9:07am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 9:04am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 4:41pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 12:49am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 8:58am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 3:28pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:51am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 9:31am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 10:21am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 7:50pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 Nov @ 12:39pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 7:59pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 1:56am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 8:55am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 7:29pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 10:01am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 8:05am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 8:05am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 3 Nov @ 8:05am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 4 Nov @ 10:10pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 9:12am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 9:03am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 12:37pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 7:52pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 7:16pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 4:41pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 5:08am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 9:05am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+10

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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked