best cs player ever

Hi I would really like if you'd stop trying to video chat me on Skype. It's kinda creepy honestly so please stop. Thanks.

i missed you but now youre alive dad <3

When that friend you havents seen in centuries comes back from the dead ;3

Why are Japanese girls so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach one, I say "konichiwa". I always ask them about their favorite anime before talking about my waifu. They're usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with them, and how they usually act disinterested because I'm a white guy. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like Pearl Harbor, but I don't hold it against them. They weren't in Unit 731, so why judge them for it? Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus, I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice, I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person because of all the rice I eat and the anime I watch).

Say that to my face irl ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'm not even kidding. Meet me at Sakura Con in April on the karaoke stage, I'll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wreck you at any anime theme song. Hell, I'll even let you choose the song. I've been watching anime for 16 years, I've seen it all and read all the mangasas well. Don't you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ try to tell me my waifu is ♥♥♥♥. Asuna is best girl and you know it. Hell, I bet you're one of those casual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who watch Naruto and saw Pokémon in primary school and think you're hot ♥♥♥♥. You don't know anything, baka.