Ostatnie recenzje napisane przez użytkownika Juicy Potion

You get to kill those filthy ♥♥♥♥.

Unless you play as the ♥♥♥♥, then you get to kill those greedy american dogs.

Either way, 10/10

It starts out better than the original, with better graphics, lighting, and sound.
Then it progressively becomes much more like a standard FPS

Deep customization, Wacky humor, and action.
My only gripe with the game is the superpowers.
There are so many cars in this game, and you even get to customize them.
But VERY early in the game, you get the ability to run at breakneck speed, so it basically renders every single car useless, completely alienating a huge part of the game, and cheapening the experience.

That said, I wholeheartedly recommend this game because Nolan North.

I decided to ignore the "It's nothing like the classic thief" comments, and take the game for what it is.

And what it is, is a mediocre, if not downright terrible stealth game.

First of all, the game is very linear. The game is designed in a way that even if it looks like there are 3 different paths to take, there's only one that really works.

The sound design is absolutely abismal. People who are far away will sound like they're right next to you, even if they're in a whole other room. This leads to a lot of frustrating instances, where your cover is blown by enemies you thought where much further away. Not to mention it basically ruins any attempt for the game to establish the dark atmosphere it's going for.

The combat is really stupid too. You basically press R, then hold Q when it tells you to. It really only gets difficult when you're fighting groups of 3 or more. At that point you might as well restart the checkpoint, because they will mob you. You could just kill them with your arrows, but since arrows are the only items that let you interact with the environment, you'll waste your most valuable tool for getting through the mission.

I really wanted to like this game. The graphics are amazing, the animation is spot on, and the controls are tight.
But the game is just about ruined by the lazy design.

Living proof that a game can actually get WORSE the further it goes into development.

Divorce your wife, disown your kids, shoot your dog, and move to your grandma's house, you'll realize buying this travesty was still a worse decision.

If I hear Kat say "the nightmares" one more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time...

Would be a good game, only there is no saving.
It says there is, but when you save, and quit the game, you'll be kicked back to the opening tutorial if you start the game and try to load your file. It doesn't matter how far you got. You will be forced back to the beginning.
I do not recommend this to anyone, unless you like all your hard-earned progress completely erased each time you start the game.

At first glance it looks to be a sonic knockoff, but then you play it and realize it's also an Astal knockoff, and a Megaman X Knockoff, and an everything else Knockoff. That's a good thing though, since it puts the best mechanics from each of these games into one title.

The story is pretty good, but nothing to sneeze at. The voice acting is pretty good too, given the style the developers are going for. The music is vivid and dreamy, reminiscent of Sonic CD, NIGHTS Into Dreams, or the megaman X games for the original playstation.

I can't find any real faults to this game. It feels like a complete, well designed, and fully functional game.

also, it's SOOOOOO ADOOORABLE

Middle Earth: Shadow of Arkham City is a 3rd person Beat em up, where you kill Orcs (sorry, Uruks) and not much else.
I haven't beaten the game, but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, so far the story has me entertained.

It's best feature is the heirarchy, and the Nemesis system. You can fight the captains head-on, interrogate their underlings for information on how to beat them more effectively, or make other trolls (I mean Uruks) rise up the ranks with your help, and sabotage their own leaders. It makes you feel like you're manipulating their army from the inside, which feels pretty good.

The combat, is nearly identical to the Batman Arkham games. It feels tight, responsive, and fluid, but it's way too easy. You left click a bunch of times, and if someone's about to attack you, you just right click to counter. Sometimes ♥♥♥♥ gets real, and they make you dodge by pressing spacebar.

I recommend it wholeheartedly. Just not for the current price.

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