Recent reviews by Juicy Potion

In the ending, Kojima plays you like a damn fiddle.

In Blades of Time, you play as Treasure hunter, Samurai, and accomplished pornstar Ayumi as she explores the deep depths of a volcano with nothing on but a bikini. Equipped with nothing but your trusty swords, compass, and annoying fake British Accent, you set out on an adventure worthy of being turned off after 2 hours, never to be played again.

I give this game a tits out of ten.

S'GOOD GAME

s'not a bad game. It has a lot of charm, and the gameplay is good enough. Most of the enemies have set attack patterns, however, so there really isn't much challenge to the gameplay. Especially with a friend joining in.

I still recommend it. Don't judge me.

Very annoying game. First of all, mashing the attack button wins the whole thing, and the camera is just atrocious. it always tries to move back to the way you're facing, instead of just letting you aim your attacks.

This is just a horror to control, and the shallow combat doesn't make for anything better.

I can't recommend this game to anyone. I just simply won't do it. I WON'T DO IT, UNDERSTAND ME?!

Really liking the visuals, as well as the abstract puzzles.

Really not liking the annoying voice that talks about his dead sister every 5 seconds.
It ruins the immersion when you're in this fantastic strange world, and instead of "wow... what is this place?"
he says "Man I wish I didn't get my sister killed."

All he does is complain with this awkward voice.

I still recommend the game though. You could always mute the audio and play some Slowdive in the background.

I don't much care for the Furry vibe it gives me.
Or Fidget's annoying voice, but it's a good game.

s'cool I guess.

Borderlands 2 with floaty physics, and australian accents.

buy it if you want to, I guess.

I hate this game.
10/10

It's a good game, but good god, no english translation?
This is a dreamcast port right? The dreamcast version had english dialogue, why not this one?

I wouldn't be so perturbed, if it weren't for the fact that there are no subtitles for any dialogue.
The only english subtitles you'll see is for lyrics sang during the dancing sequences.

So the whole story is inaccessible to you unless you're japanese. Great.