About me:
Species | Galápagos tortoise
Combat style | Shaolinquan and T'ai chi ch'uan
Age | Nearly 1,000 years old

Trying something other than kungfu, playing computer games!


SHIFU
Stop! Wait! Who told you to--?

Po stands there, utterly stunned, his mouth hanging open. He
is abruptly lifted up out of shot.

Cut to the Palace Geese straining.

Po is being lifted with great effort on the palanquin. He is
carried off. Shifu elbows his way urgently through the
thronging crowd to get to Oogway.

SHIFU (CONT'D)
Master Oogway, wait! That flabby
panda can't possibly be the answer
to... our problem. You were about
to point at Tigress. That thing
fell in front of her. That was just
an accident!

OOGWAY
There are no accidents.

Oogway smiles benignly as we hear an off-screen CRASH!

The camera adjusts to reveal the palanquin has collapsed
under Po.

Shifu looks at Oogway. Oogway just smiles.

A squad of burly pigs rushes in and hoists Po, the palanquin,
and the Geese onto their shoulders, and they head off for the
Jade Palace. Stunned, Shifu watches them go.

Behind him, the Five approach and bow.