Recente recensies door Chabs

Best game money can buy!

A game that is definitely worth buying (or just worth the time spent playing it ;) ).
Great storyline (that might cause some brainfarts at some point), good gameplay, interesting characters, great ambience and setting that, as far fetched as it is, still proves to be somewhat believable; it's really all well executed and brings up a very captivating experience.
Running out of ammo is not uncommon, and your last resort during quite a few battles will be to just sit and camp, waiting for some ammo to pop up. That's especially the case when playing on Hard difficulty (even worse on 1999 mode, or "hardcore, old-school" if you want), where the enemies are quite tough and deadly.
You're going to be asking for more once you're done with it!


Anyways, a must buy/play in my book.

You might hate on the looks, but damn that ♥♥♥♥'s fun and addictive, if you dig space sim games, don't mind over-use of text, and well the absence of a plot that is...
For a game made by a single guy, ♥♥♥♥'s pretty legit. Makes you wonder what x10 that effort would make a game look like...

To be honest, 23 bucks sounds like an aweful lot. Got it for ~5 bucks so yeh... But I guess that's because the game's being weekly/monthly updated (unlike all the games these days).

Buy only if you can cope with all the text, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ graphics, the grinding it takes to buy stuff, and if you really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love space sim games.

Quite of an "old" game, but sexy nonetheless (way sexier than most games these days).
But hey, it's not all about the graphics right?!

Luckily, unlike most "tech-demo" games (Crysis...), this game certainly has the most interesting storyline and ambience ever. And since a good storyline ain't enough to make a game super awesome, the gameplay is just amazing!

Despite the fact that this is pretty much a linear FPS, you kind of end up, on some occasions, getting to chose which way you want to deal with certain things.
For example, you enter a metro station filled with enemies. Do you go in guns blazing? Or do you sneak your way past your foes, killing them (or not)? Because the game has a pretty solid sneaky sneaky gameplay thingy going on!
And just saying, going in sneaky-style is probably the best way, as you can overhear dialogues between NPCs which helps with a certain thing... But I will say no more!

As for the gameplay, as stated above, sneaking around is just great, unlike most FPS games, but if you wish to shoot/explode/cut your way through, the game provides you with an original arsenal, going from the simple knife, to the revolver, the "bastard gun" (sort of a Sten gun), and the quite original pneumatic guns (and more!).
Ammo management is a MUST (especially on higher difficulties) and same goes for your money!

Oh and before I forget, it's sort of a horror game too, with loads of thrilling moments and situations making you wonder if you'll ever finish this game one day! :D
e.g: Running around outside, and managing to break your gas mask, having to find a new one ASAP before dying from asphyxiation! Or entering some alley, and getting hit in the back by a mutant, like !SURPRISE!.

Great game, a must try if you're into post-apocalyptic sci-fi games, or into the genre in general. A must try in any case really, as this is a one of a kind experience.

I kind of hope for some sort of "Blood Money HD", but instead got a game filled with level segments, which is honestly quite disappointing when you're used to the Hitman games taking place in huge levels.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying that the whole game is filled with corridor-like levels, but the lack of big open evironments is rather noticeable and it seems like a real step backwards compared to the previous games.

Other than that, the game has quite a lot of illogical things going on, such as finding Agent 47 with his original suit right after a cutscene (super annoying), even though he was wearing a disguise, or have pockets big enough to store an assault rifle and a sniper rifle (previous games made you drop any two handed weapons you had equiped).

But the ONE thing that gives a killing blow to this game is... The stupid "Instinct" rubbish ability, which was one of the thing the devs talked about a lot, and maybe a bit too much.
Now here's what this does: It allows you to see through walls and conceal yourself while wearing a disguise. The whole game revolves around this stupid (dis)ability), and when I say revolves... It's like the whole game was designed for this feature alone.
Why is this feature stupid? For one, it's basically some sort of wallhack, sure you can NOT use it, but, and this is the 2nd reason why it's stupid, as I mentioned above, the WHOLE game... Is tailored for this feature.
Say you knock-out a cook, or a janitor, or any innocent law abiding citizen, and then steal his clothes, well guess what: ALL his lil' buddies will see through your disguise. If you want to avoid being detected, you can use up your instinct to... try to hide your face. INSTINCT... HIDE YOUR FACE... The simple fact that they see through your disguise so easily is stupid enough.

"Hardcooooooooooooreee" as I am, I like playing first playthroughs in the hardest difficulty a game might offer. The highest difficulty in this game is Purist: Extremely limited HUD, NPCs reacting much faster, reduced player HP, all that good stuff that makes a game fun, not to forget, perhaps the most important thing, less "instinct".
Well guess what? Thanks to the whole "Instinct being a big deal" deal, the game is ruined. Yes, RUINED.

All in all, this could have really been a true Hitman game successor, but unfortunately end up being a completely forgettable experience that pales in comparison to what 47's previous adventures were like before.
Come for the Legendary Agent 47, don't stay at all, leave as fast as possible in fact.

The game's really fun at first, like hunting animals and stuffz, but gets rather boring past a certain point (basically, when you're all set equipement-wise).

The whole "sneaking around" business is really ♥♥♥♥, and it feels really easy, no doubt to please console "ga"y"mers", however the storyline is pretty good and the graphics pretty good looking!

They hired some pretty damn awesome voice actors, and the lip-syncing is almost flawless. The water makes you want to take a damn dive too :D

All in all, just like pretty much every game, the "getting to know the game" part is an AWESOME part, but what comes next ain't really all that fun at all. Only the storyline kept me playing this game that long, and it's a pretty good one!

♥♥♥♥ game...
No really, it's ♥♥♥♥ and I don't even know why I finished it twice.

Storyline is like not interesting at all, and the AI is... Bah, best not talk about it.
Nothing more to add really...

This game kind of has the same concept as The Binding of Isaac, in a way that if you die, you have to start from scratch, that each star cluster is randome (like TBoI's basements), and that being able to score a lot of points/complete the game is going to take countless retries and also some luck (regarding what ressources you find and such), not to mention a certain mastery of how to upgrade your ship.

Anyways, this little game really is captivating (at least I found it captivating) and quiet original.
Definitely worth a shot.

I got all the unlocks, now can I get Absolution please?

One of the greatest games of all times.

Community might be slightly dead, servers might be filled with bots, but luckily some servers are still up filled with good people.

Good times, good times.