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Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
Ontgrendeld op 22 jun 2018 om 20:41

Go Left

Move to the left.
Ontgrendeld op 22 jun 2018 om 20:44

Go Right

Move to the right.
Ontgrendeld op 22 jun 2018 om 20:44

Meet Your Maker

Penetrate God.
Ontgrendeld op 14 sep 2021 om 20:20

Summer Job

Reminisce about your care-free days as a cactus picker.
Ontgrendeld op 14 sep 2021 om 20:20

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Ontgrendeld op 22 jun 2018 om 20:51

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.
Ontgrendeld op 14 sep 2021 om 20:20

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
Ontgrendeld op 14 sep 2021 om 20:20

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Ontgrendeld op 23 jun 2018 om 4:31

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Ontgrendeld op 23 jun 2018 om 4:33

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
Ontgrendeld op 14 sep 2021 om 20:20

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.
Ontgrendeld op 14 sep 2021 om 20:20

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
Ontgrendeld op 14 sep 2021 om 20:20

Appalling Appetite

You should see a doctor immediately.
Ontgrendeld op 21 jul 2021 om 2:59

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Ontgrendeld op 23 jun 2018 om 4:49

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Ontgrendeld op 14 sep 2021 om 20:20

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
Ontgrendeld op 14 sep 2021 om 20:20

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.
Ontgrendeld op 14 sep 2021 om 20:20

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Ontgrendeld op 21 jul 2021 om 2:59

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Ontgrendeld op 23 jun 2018 om 5:24

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.
Ontgrendeld op 14 sep 2021 om 20:20

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.
Ontgrendeld op 14 sep 2021 om 20:20

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
Ontgrendeld op 14 sep 2021 om 20:20

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.
Ontgrendeld op 14 sep 2021 om 20:20

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.
Ontgrendeld op 14 sep 2021 om 20:20

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Ontgrendeld op 14 sep 2021 om 20:20

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Ontgrendeld op 14 sep 2021 om 20:20

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
Ontgrendeld op 14 sep 2021 om 20:20