You may know me in a past life. I am a boy named Cellphone Eye. I am related to goblins, I am related to unicorns. I live in the ocean, I smell like strawberries. I play sudoku, I have a cellphone eye I like to ride bikes, I have a cellphone eye. I love animals like doggies and pidgens, I have a cellphone eye. I go up in the mountain to think about life. My eye gets no reception there, in the mountain my eye gets no reception because I have a cellphone eye. I like to do a lot of things that hurt people. If I'm in your house I might put playing cards on your stairs so you slip and break your neck you two eyed queer. How you don't have a cellphone eye? Howcome I the brother that gotsa struggle? Huh? Huh!? Anyway let me tell you about my unicorn. His name is Patrick Dempsey, he was not the same Patrick Dempsey that was in a lot of movies like Can't buy me Love, he likes to drink rainbow water, you can take bong hits out of his horn, you can touch his little rainbow unicorn ♥♥♥♥, it might give your hands 2.0 AIDS. If you touch my eye and dial you can call your loved ones. If you touch my eye and I don't let you dial I bite off your hand and send it to Egypt for tax return. I ♥♥♥♥ your mother today, okay? Just remember, cellphone eye has........... Sorry I have narcolepsy also it's part of the cellphone being embedded to my eye the way my brain waves work. Anyway Cellphone Eye has to go now. I'm going to commit crimes.