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Recent reviews by Johnny Ca$hmurda

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1 person found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
LOOL. This game has no logic, bad soundtrack, and is the equivalent of a 2006 flash game.
Only useful if it's on sale, you get $0.20 worth of trading cards for paying $0.19. :l
Posted 8 December, 2014.
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2.2 hrs on record
Takes 3+ minutes to find a server. Because no one plays; the game sucks.
Posted 22 November, 2014.
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17.4 hrs on record
Good game. Not the best, but good.

What's really annoying though is how soldiers run up to you with guns and grenades, and even after you kill 'em, you can't pick up their weapons. You can only find weapons in lockers, which are rare. I know this is supposed to be stealth, but some people like to tackle them like an action game.

Other than that..
Posted 17 November, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.1 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
It's gr8. Simply gr8. Play it, m8.
Posted 17 November, 2014.
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6 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
This game belongs on Android/iOS, not the Steam Store.
Too much Pay-to-Win. You can hardly get orbs at all.
And there's no point paying for such a crappy game...
Posted 15 November, 2014.
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10.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
After level 3, everyone's just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sitting on a comfy 2x1 platform suspended by thrusters with railguns sniping all the players who choose to play it the fair way. Also, it's pay to win. Obfuscated by the game's leveling up system, but it's there.
Posted 14 September, 2014.
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0.1 hrs on record
Game's good. Too much text and too little interaction.
Should've used something more conventional for a text adventure game.
Still, work was put in.
Posted 5 September, 2014.
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0.1 hrs on record
It's a good game. Work put into it. But it's like Flappy Bird. Waste of time.
Unless you're trying to pass time, go read a book. :D
Posted 5 September, 2014.
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0.5 hrs on record
Far Cry 3 has a better hunting system than this, and so many other games out there. I have more fun hunting aliens in Alien Swarm than in playing this game...
Posted 17 June, 2014.
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28.8 hrs on record (9.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
They put work into this game. It shows. But they just didn't put enough thought into game mechanics. The way the game is built just makes it so that whoever comes into the world first are the ones that dominate — it's really hard to even get to setting up a base when you're constantly being killed by another person. Also, people can loot and kill you even if you're offline. It forces new players to play non-stop trying to build a house. If they don't, they simply have to start all over again because someone eventually finds you and kills you. The environment too is way too challenging for new players that have no idea what to do, are armed with rocks, and have to go against bears and assault rifles. Newbies don't have a chance. And there isn't even a singleplayer mode to practice in.

I hope they find some way to fix this. Maybe a form of stealth to solve the problem of established players destroying new players. Simply reducing the amount of health that animals have will help out a lot, because really?, 2 hits to kill a chicken with a large rock? Also, make there no penalty for going offline from servers.

Until it's fixed-up, stick with Minecraft.
Posted 16 April, 2014.
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