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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:19am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:55am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:30pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:34pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 3:53pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 2:28am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 4:16am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:16am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:43am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:13pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:56am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 3:02pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 3:29pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:01am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:01am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:05am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:14am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:31am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 1:07pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 1:26am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 1:26am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 2:09am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 4:16am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:14pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:14pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:14pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:01am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:11am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:46am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 1:02pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:01am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:01am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:14am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:36pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 4:17am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:18pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:01am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:35am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:11pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:01am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:36pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 4:03pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:20am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 3:49pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 4:17am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:05am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:39pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 4:16am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:28pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:19am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 5:37am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 3:53pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:21am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 11:12am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 4:12pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 11:58am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 1:58pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 2:26am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 2:42pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 3:06pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:31am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:31am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:33am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:31am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:16pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 3:05pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:00am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:14am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:55pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:54am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:12pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:33am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 4:50pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 9:58am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 11:58am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 4:06pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:24am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 4:17am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:42am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:14pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 4:16am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:15am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 3:15pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:55am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:02am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:47pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 1:56am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:16am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:18pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 8:31am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:11am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 7:50am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:17am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:00pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:00pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:14am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:01pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:06am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:51am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:38pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:38pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:29pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:33pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:35pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:29am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:30am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:55am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 5:18am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:24pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:31am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 3:06pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:45pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:30am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 6:23am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:11am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 2:28am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 3:02pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:03pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 3:09pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:22pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:28pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:31am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:31am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:32am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:33am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:35am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:37am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 5:44pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 5:55am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:58pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:30am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:15pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 9:42am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 3:05pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:58pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:30am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:31am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:41am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:44am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:45am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:59am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:14pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:14pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 3:40pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:22am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:22am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:22pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:27am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:27am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 4:20pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:30am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 3:49pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 8:33am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:01am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:26pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:00pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 2:04am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:19pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:58pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:33pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 12:31pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 4:17am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 2:42pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 3:07pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:49pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:33pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:45pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:30am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:35am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:43am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:37am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:37am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:43am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:44am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:47am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:50am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:00am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:04am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:54am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:03am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:09am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:10am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:14pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:56am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 3:03pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:35pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:26pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:33pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:35pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:29am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:30am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:36am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:44am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:45am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:59am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:01am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:49am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:51am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:27am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:35pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:27am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:36am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:42am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:59am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:45am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:06am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:06am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 7:16am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:51am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:17am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:15am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 1:58pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 2:48pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:20am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:12pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:26pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:45pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:29am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:14am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:16am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 9:58am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:00am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:31am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:30am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:24am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:29am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:30am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:31am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:44am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:45am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:56am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:01am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:49am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:51am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:02am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:07am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:09am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:12pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 1:46pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:30pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:37am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:35am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:42am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:59am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:46am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:33am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:07am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:26am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:43am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:44am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:46am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:00am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:01am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:51am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:03am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:07am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:07am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:14am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:07am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:27am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:55am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:36am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:07am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:03am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:11am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:27am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:15am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:36am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:46am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:00am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:43am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:45am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:17am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:18am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 7:21am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 6:16am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 6:01am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:26pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:32am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:59am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:03am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:07am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:07am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:39am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:11am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:29am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:56am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:36am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:59am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:07am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:00am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:01am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:45am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:52am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:05am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:07am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:13am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:26am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:27am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:30am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:42am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:43am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:16am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:52am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:45am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:06am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:09am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:16am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:26am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:30am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:31am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:42am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:15am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:29am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:33am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:44am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:06am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:07am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:33am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:25am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:31am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:39am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:17am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:29am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 3:03pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:29pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:24am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:52am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:52am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:56am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:56am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:26am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:26am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:46am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:46am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:27am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:57am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 11:34am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:27am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:26am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:09am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:06am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:06am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:27am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:31am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:42am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:14am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:29am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:32am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:40am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:46am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:14am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:49am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:51am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 11:12am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:31pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:35am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:01am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:04am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:14am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:30am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:15am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:40am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:42am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:42am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:11am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:29am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:30am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:47am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:27am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:15pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 11:34am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 5:18am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:26pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:29am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:46am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:03am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:26am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:31am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:15am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:40am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:49am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 6:29am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:43am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:27am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:34am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:57am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:03am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:33am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:56am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 6:40am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 7:53am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 6:36am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:47am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 12:04pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:50am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 6:43am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:06am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:20am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:00am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:12am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 12:04pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:31am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:30am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:31am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:27am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:47am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:47am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:43am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:15am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:29am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:37am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:46am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:04am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:39am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:42am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:57am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 6:21am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 6:21am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:48pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:57am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:42am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:47am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:47am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:33am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:44am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:06am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:42am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:55am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:57am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:57am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 7:53am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:06am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:00am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:48pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 12:04pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 3:08pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:28am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:43am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:51am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:10am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:30am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:14am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:37am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:28am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:57am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:03pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:19am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:45am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:30am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:46am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:46am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:12am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:31am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:13am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:55am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:07am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 11:48am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 12:05pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:01am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:08am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:00am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:19am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 11:19am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 4:35pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:36am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:58am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:06am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:11am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:42am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:29am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:04am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:57am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 7:53am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:21am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:46am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:31am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:46am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:17am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:32am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:47am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:47am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:14am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:49am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:57am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:57am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 7:50am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 7:53am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:03pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:04am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 10:05am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:19am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 12:04pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:37am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:56pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 12:04pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:36am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:38am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 6:22am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 6:36am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:24am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 7:59am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:22am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:31am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:46am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 2:55am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:11am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:27am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:14am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:36am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:27am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:57am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 11:34am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 10:05am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:59am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 3:32am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:46am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:46am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:14am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:47am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 9:47am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:57am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 6:12am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 7:53am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 11:34am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:48pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:21am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 11:19am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 12:05pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:27am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 1:46am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:19am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+12

12 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked