Carl The Salesman
Alek   Louisiana, United States
Level
16
Years of Service
550 XP
 
 
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Groups  7
Easy Juan Deag
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Monkey Ovaries
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BlackWater Tactical Misfits
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Shiftinggg
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CupOfJoe__
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Perfect Games
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75 hours past 2 weeks
831 hrs on record
last played on 21 Jan
Counter-Strike 2
Global Sentinel
500 XP
Achievement Progress   1 of 1
Screenshots 15
6.2 hrs on record
last played on 30 Dec, 2024
Lethal Company
0.9 hrs on record
last played on 27 Dec, 2024
Marvel Rivals
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Comments
suhwoo 14 Feb, 2022 @ 9:32pm 
+rep swole russian bag chaser
JIPyyynDipppppu 22 Oct, 2018 @ 9:49pm 
🚨 BRO!🤙 you😱 got a 🖊Juul🍃 bro⁉️Lemme🤗 SHMACK👋😎dat😛. One ☝️ time ⏰ bro. Bro😏what flavor 😛pods u 👀using❓OMG 😂😂😂mango🍋 is my 👅favorite😍 bro u 😫gotta 🤤let 🤤me shmack👄💦 it now‼️ 🚨This 👌🏻is a 😢cry😭 for help🚨 I am 😕seriously 🤤addicted 🙇🏻to 😷nicotine🚬 and I 🤝need help 💆🏻‍♂️
JIPyyynDipppppu 15 Jan, 2018 @ 1:00am 
WHY are you running.
Poptart 23 Dec, 2016 @ 9:12pm 
Happy🙌 SPANKSgiving🍑💥you tasty thot👅💦Get ready for a stuffing👌🏼I am thankful🙏for that ass👀just like the pilgrims🎩and the indians🏕you will gobble🦃gobble😋gobble✔️on that ♥♥♥♥😩🍆ONLY😤if you send📬this to BAD BIRDS🦃💦😎if you get 0 back you a mashed HOEtato😐 if you get 5 back you got a MOIST turkey 💦👅if you get 10 back you gonna be wish boned🍗❗️🍗If you don't😳send📩 this to 10 HOES👯you won't get ANY😱♥♥♥♥ for DICKember☃💋 and Santa🎅🏼 will be giving you COAL🌑⛏ instead of HEAD😈😏👅🍆
Poptart 23 Dec, 2016 @ 9:11pm 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummys💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦
Poptart 23 Dec, 2016 @ 9:11pm 
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