Recent reviews by Capn J

Alright, buckle up 'cause we're about to dive into the gritty, noir-soaked world of "Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne." Now, if you're lookin' for a game that's got all the feels of a hard-boiled detective novel mixed with some good ol' fashioned shoot 'em up action, well, you've come to the right place!

First off, let's talk about our boy Max – he's a walking tragedy with a chip on his shoulder and a whole lotta bullets in his gun. The guy just can't catch a break and that's what makes him so darn compelling. You'll find yourself rootin' for him even when he's knee-deep in trouble.

Now, the story – oh, it's a real doozy. Twists, turns and more angst than you can shake a stick at. It's like bein' caught in a whirlwind of intrigue, and you won't wanna look away for a second. Plus, the whole film noir vibe is so thick you could cut it with a knife – it's like steppin' into a Bogart flick, but with more bullets flyin'.

But let's not forget about the gameplay – it's smooth as silk and twice as deadly. Max moves like a cat and shootin' bad guys has never felt so satisfying. And when you activate "bullet time"? Whoo-wee, it's like bein' in your very own action movie, dodgin' bullets and takin' down the baddies in style.

Now, I gotta admit, the graphics might be a bit dated by today's standards, but who needs fancy-pants visuals when you've got a story this good? Besides, it's got that gritty, noir charm that'll have you feelin' like you're right in the middle of a classic crime thriller.

So, if you're lookin' for a game that'll have you on the edge of your seat then this is the game for you. It's a wild ride from start to finish, and you won't wanna miss a second of it!

Jimmy was not your average teenager. He was involuntarily enrolled at Bullworth Academy, a boarding school that could easily win the award for "Most Dysfunctional School of the Year" and that's exactly why it is so great!

In the woods, so dark and deep,
Slenderman, he doesn't sleep.
Tall and thin, with arms so long,
In your nightmares, he belongs

*Game was removed from library*

"...Steam Support is unfortunately unable to return the game.
We recommend that you contact the game's support department directly for more information..."

Bad game. Don't waste your money on this.
DO NOT BUY THIS GAME!

Bad game. Don't waste your money on this.
DO NOT BUY THIS GAME!

Bad game. Don't waste your money on this.
DO NOT BUY THIS GAME!

Very Bad DLC. Don't waste your money on this.
DO NOT BUY THIS!

Bad DLC. Don't waste your money on this.
DO NOT BUY THIS!

Sadly game doesn't work. Stuck at Year 1 without any cards to show.