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Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?

Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one?

Interviewer: Brown one.

Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

Interviewer: And the black one?

Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

Interviewer(naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat?

Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?

Interviewer: Black.

Farmer: It eats grass.

Interviewer: And the other one?

Farmer: Grass.

Interviewer(now annoyed) : Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?!

Farmer: Because the black one’s mine.

Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?

Farmer: It’s also mine
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Teteu do Balai 20 May, 2023 @ 10:10am 
paga esse boleto pra mim?

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Teteu do Balai 20 May, 2023 @ 8:53am 
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Leviathan 14 Apr, 2018 @ 9:34am 
Mi abuelo fumó toda la vida y murió por cancer de pulmón. Fue muy triste y me destruyó. Mi madre me dijo 'Nunca fumes'. Por favor no le hagas pasar a tu familia lo que tu abuelo nos hizo pasar a nosotros. Yo estuve de acuerdo. Ahora, con 21 años, nunca toqué un cigarrilo en mi vida. Y la verdad es que me arrepiento de no haberlo hecho, porque verte jugar me dió cancer de todas maneras.