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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2020 @ 5:35am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2020 @ 12:02pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2020 @ 5:52am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2020 @ 3:28pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2021 @ 11:00am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2020 @ 12:18pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2020 @ 11:44am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2021 @ 3:22pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2020 @ 9:17am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2020 @ 5:10am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2020 @ 8:18am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2020 @ 12:18pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2020 @ 2:43pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2020 @ 1:06pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2020 @ 12:03pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2020 @ 7:37am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2020 @ 4:45am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2020 @ 1:46pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2021 @ 2:42pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2020 @ 7:33am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2020 @ 1:03pm

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 8:12am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2021 @ 11:17am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2020 @ 9:54am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2021 @ 1:09pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2020 @ 11:28am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2021 @ 2:59pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2020 @ 8:08am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2021 @ 9:01am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2021 @ 3:30pm

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2021 @ 11:25am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2021 @ 11:11am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2020 @ 3:28am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2021 @ 11:29am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2021 @ 7:14am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2021 @ 6:51am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2020 @ 6:59am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2020 @ 3:08pm

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2023 @ 9:40am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 8:00am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2021 @ 8:25am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2021 @ 2:50pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 7:32am



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?